Haley Has A Blog

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

is that simple task bothering you queen

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

Punching Him Thursday

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo