Life in Technicolor

One can hope…

My heart fills with peace just looking at this picture.

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

my fav video of all time 

I swear to god if Trump’s whole campaign was built on pulling a fast one on republicans im going to shit myself

Um holy shit?

The only thing that would please me more if trump waits till he is sworn in to be like I was just playing. If not he a bitch

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

DRAG THEM NEIL

my waitress was pouring me more coffee and she said “sorry there such tiny cups” and I accidentally said “they sure are handsome little boys” and she just looked at me and walked away I don’t think I’m going to be able to look her in the eye for the rest of the meal or ever come back here again

Has Ellen given her 10,000 dollars yet