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dont let a girl tell you “its not a race” during stroking. because it is. race to get the nut? won it. who got their pants on first? me. numero uno skrrrrting out the driveway? me. while shes back there in bed texting her friends about my weak dick im already making the next maneuvers. premature ejaculation is a social construct you tortoise bitch

friend: is everything cool? you don’t seem like yourself today.. me : lol what are you talking about im fine! me, thinking to myself intensely: i swear to god i seen it spelled as “berenstein” bears

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

no shade or anything, but not everything is as it seems

what kind of wizards of waverly place plagiarism?

Tell me again why people don’t trust or believe HRC/DNC

So not just a hundred thousand after all? Debbie Wasserman-Schultz needs to be fired and then indicted.

At least 3 counties FLIPPED so far. LA county is said to have 2 to 1 voting for Bernie in uncounted ballots. And there is a lawsuit alleging voting FRAUD filed in Ohio for starters. More to come.

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Holy fucking shit batman

Fuckin lol

Hmmm.

@suppressedthinking

Is this real/what does it mean

@how-to-be-a-sad-bitch did you see this shit?

Is America constantly in a drama TV series ? wtf lol

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Wow