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im dogsitting an amstaff rn and it drives me fuckin insane how few people with small dogs actually seek to control them on walks. i will be on my side of the street trying to keep my big doofus on track/calm and they just let their little ones yap and pull and charge at us, which makes what i am doing difficult! i dont care if your dog is friendly and just wants to play! control your shit!

local conspiracy brewing: they WANT US TO BELIEVE that the storm that hit our neighborhood wasnt a tornado BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE SAW when that trampoline got flung over multiple two story houses! would a not-tornado fling the top of a pine tree like a torpedo through someones fence and tear the whole damn side of a house off? i think NOT

people need to stop asking me what im doing this summer because "teaching a holocaust class" is a universal downer

the hip bar by me accidentally made bors rosie as a special (as in, they didnt realize the special was basically bors). their specific concoction was Not Great but it really made me go "no, dudes, you gotta try actual bors rosie some time, i will make it" to the folks i was with