my future lover: *strokes my cheek*
me: *is :-)*
me on the inside: ur clogging my poresâŚ

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@haelkyon
my future lover: *strokes my cheek*
me: *is :-)*
me on the inside: ur clogging my poresâŚ

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My boyfriend calls me fat :(
Call him single
I love kids theyâre all like.. âwhen i grow up iâm gonna be an astronaut and a chef and a doctor and an olympic swimmerâ like that self confidence! That drive! That optimism! Where does it go
It gets destroyed by adults not believing in you and telling you to pick a realistic career. And by society creating all these obstacles to the point that youâre too tired to try.
@staff hey why do you allow nazis to mass post things talking about killing jewish ppl and allow them to harass jewish minors and send them gore and graphic rape/murder threats but you suspend ppl over hoarding urls why do you hate jewish people

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every chopped contestant in the desert round: my plan is to make an ice cream that I'll over churn into butter, a crepe that'll come apart in the pan, a panna cotta that won't set up, and a cake that won't bake through. And if all that doesn't work, my plan B is this caramel sauce, which I'll definitely forget about and burn to shit.
whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape
#iâve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for
how is this funny to anyone.
Those people obviously donât realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they donât want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills). Â
Also - I might also be crying.
Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, heâs taught himself everything there is to know about cats and their behavior. Cats saved his life, so heâs saving cats lives. Heâs awesome.
I love this guy.
reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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I had a dream I was on cutthroat kitchen and I got stuck in the pantry and alton brown kept me in there & told me I had been banished & had to be the Pantry Goblin for the rest of time
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: it's 2 am and I can't stop thinking about the Pied Piper. Initially i thought it was just an old faerie tale but i've been reading up on it and it turns out that at some point in the town of Hamelin, a bunch of children really did go missing all at once in fact a stained glass window in the local church in 1300 was made to tell the story AND Hamelin's written history literally BEGINS in 1384 with the sentence "it is 100 years since our children left." There are a ton of theories about what the piper could actually represent but historians are pretty much convinced that something did take away children en masse in the 1200s in Hamelin and to this day we still use the phrase "it's time to pay the piper." When will we pay him? Who was he???? Like okay I see the theories but what if some flute paying faerie really just led a bunch of kids away in 1284 I cannot get over this.
A lot of people seem to be down this week/morning, so hereâs a picture of a baby Musk Ox to brighten your day.
AND THIS IS WHY BLACK GIRLS GET IRRITATED ABOUT WHITE GIRLS WEARING BLACK HAIRSTYLES!!!!

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going through customs at a US airport
airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?
me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*
airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW
me: but i am
*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*
armed guards: WHATâS IN THE EGGS?
me: i dont know its a surprise!!Â
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