hello darkness my old friend

Claudine: you make a very solid point, hadie! have you ever considered joining the debate team? I think you'd be excellent. that should really be studied more. there's so many of you now, I think it'd be important for us to know how your body works to help you appropriately.

Claudine: I guess that's true, I guess I just assume nothing will work out?? Like maybe he's just too nice to say it. Not that I think he wouldn't be truthful with me, I trust him! We told each other we'd be completely honest and I guess he definitely would've told me by now. It's FRIGHTING Hadie! My heart wants to be with him, but my brain is terrified.

Hadie: What, me?! Nah, I could never do that! No offense to the debate team, but if my girlfriend wasn't on it, it wouldn't be interesting at all. And right?! We should get someone to specifically study us! Like a doctor or something!

Claudine: I don't think your ability to have sex and your body's health go hand in hand? But I am also very unfamiliar with god biology so who actually knows?

Claudine: nothing "happened" happened. It was such a long time ago. but just everything kind of came to light about Kendall and Hadley, and me. Carter is really amazing and I hope it didn't change his view of me for the worse. I'd really like to be with him. Like.... ACTUALLY. and that's one of the scariest parts of all of this.

Hadie: Maybe they don't go "hand in hand" but sex takes muscles and breath control and all sorts of stuff like that, especially if you're doing it right! And I'm definitely in shape enough to keep it going lmao! But my dad is Hades so maybe I'll just be healthy no matter what? I don't know much about god biology either!

Addison: I just know! It's like when animals send their babies off into the wild to fend for themselves but if they find them again later they just know that's their baby. My photos are my baby!

Addison: That would be very cute, though! All the onion ring rings. You could put one on every finger too, like you're playing Pretty Pretty Princess or you just won five super bowls or something! You have big hands, if anyone could fit all those onion rings on there it's you.

Hadie: That's a THING with animals?! I didn't know that! That's crazy, it's like a superpower! I wish I had something that I'd recognize even after being separated from it for a while, so I could have a superpower like you!

I don’t know, maybe! It’s been this blueish-greenish color my whole life but I’m sure I’d look good with any hair color, don’t you think? Sometimes I play around with the idea of pink! Or purple!

I like @addisonpendragon a lot, I like what we’re doing. and if we keep doing it and get married someday, I guess technically that would make me a prince, so it’s not like it’s impossible or anything! I never really imagined being a prince when I was growing up and I’m not sure I’d be any good at it but that’s something I’ll deal with if it ever becomes an actual problem.

Can I say both? Because I love both! But if I had to pick just one, I’d pick getting, just because I’m so tall that it’s way easier to do it that way.

I’m not totally sure, but I think it might be impossible for me to get sick or injured. I’ve never had a cold or a broken bone or anything like that, ever! And no matter what I eat, or how much of it I eat, my stomach never hurts! I don’t know if that’s a demigod thing or if I’m just lucky but either way I love it! As for if my hair can light on fire? It hasn’t happened yet!

Yeah, but only because everyone totally misinterpreted that and it ended up embarrassing my girlfriend! I care about @addisonpendragon way too much to go back in time and, like, choose to do something that NOW I know would be not cool to her. I don’t really think I was wrong, though, and I do still wish someone else would’ve won @margovasilovich‘s basket. I'm a good friend and just want the best for her.

Claudine: Absolutely not! I would never say that! I just want you to stay healthy and with us for as long as possible. Since I'm studying to become a doctor, I am like supposed to suggest that stuff!

Claudine: Also idk if we're still dating..😔

Hadie: I'm healthy! I can touch my toes and everything! And also, if I was an unhealthy person, could I have as much sex as I do? COULD I?!

Claudine: the crisp of potato chips and cupcakes are like super super different!!

Claudine: theeeeen maybe start with adding double the servings of fruits and vegetables!

Hadie: NOT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Claudine: Only if it's not too over done! Then it'll just be crisps and something like the stuff we used to eat on the isle. I don't actually know if that's a thing. I could ask around..

Claudine: What are you eating? Maybe it has to do with you missing out on certain nutritional elements your body needs?

Hadie: Who doesn't love crisps? I mean, HELLO, potato chips?! I could ask people for you if you want!

Margo: Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

claudine: Burning isn't good! It's so the opposite, it means it was over done. I can follow the recipe but different ovens cook at different rates, I hate when I accidentally overcook or under cook. 😔

claudine: any cupcakes under 75% will be delivered personally to you, promise.

Hadie: Over done is better than under done, right? It means edible, doesn't it? I'm no expert but it's all good when it ends up in your tummy, isn't it? And oh that sounds tough! Can you borrow a better oven from someone? Is that a thing?

Addison: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

Addison: Partially because they look delicious and we should go on an onion ring date soon, but partially one of the top results is a picture I TOOK.

Hadley: You pulled the fire alarm because you had to poop and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy 😬

Hadie: I really, REALLY had to go! It was an emergency and isn't that what fire alarms are for?!

claudine: I am trying to think of a way to make cupcakes without burning them.. do you have any advice?

Hadie: Burning cupcakes isn't THAT bad! They taste better a little burnt than if they don't bake enough, but mostly it's not that hard to just follow a recipe and set a timer, is it? Even I'VE been able to bake cupcakes like that that turned out just fine!