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@hades-right-hand-udad
I am Cerberus, right hand man of Hades.
Contrary to what some may think, I am Not a dog.
Anyone who calls me a dog will become my lunch. I mean this very literally, I will kill and eat you.
I've been pestered into making an account here by my crew mates fellow olympians.
Now I know I'm very interesting, and most of you are very boring on account of being both mortal and stupid, but if you ask me boring questions I will answer with mocking, violence and/or murder.
(Ooc under the cut)
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I'm not even a medic and I understand how the triage system works!
Hey so like, he’s just fucking sobbing, should I be scared at what you said????????
He's not killing you???
Heavily intoxicated and just fucking sobbing. I don’t think he could kill me if I sat completely still.
Oh shit. That sounds worse.
I'm not even a medic and I understand how the triage system works!
Hey so like, he’s just fucking sobbing, should I be scared at what you said????????
He's not killing you???
I regret nothing.
[A familiar bird-like person skids across the floor as they land.]
CERBERUS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU 'N' NEMESIS NEED T' FUCKIN' RUN!
-✉️🪽
Ah.
This is going to be unpleasant for me isn't it?
NO SHIT, PERSEPHONE'S ON THE WAY HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU TWO NEED TO GO-
There is literally no way we can outrun her and if she's going to be mad I'd rather do it here.
...Go warn Hades that they might be coming back to a bloodbath and/or corpses, then?
Already sent them a message
Ah, okay. Guess I'll let Than know th' reason for any noise complaints is gonna be murder rather than sex, then.
There's always the option for both!
Hate sex is a thing, and they both like me.
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[A familiar bird-like person skids across the floor as they land.]
CERBERUS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU 'N' NEMESIS NEED T' FUCKIN' RUN!
-✉️🪽
Ah.
This is going to be unpleasant for me isn't it?
NO SHIT, PERSEPHONE'S ON THE WAY HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU TWO NEED TO GO-
There is literally no way we can outrun her and if she's going to be mad I'd rather do it here.
...Go warn Hades that they might be coming back to a bloodbath and/or corpses, then?
Already sent them a message
Damn Jonny you slept with my sister??
- 🥀
Yes, I did.
Do you want to hear about it?
Do I?
I'm more baffled that she had the confidence, she's worse than me in that regard!
She was very nervous about it, I actually found it rather endearing.
Can't say I'm much different.
Oh she was much more nervous than you, we were making out and she wasn't even sure if I wanted her to touch me.
I did obviously. But she didn't realize that, and once I told her she got all flustered again.
Damn. And here I thought that I was nervous.
you’re both so mean.
am I wrong?
……nooo :(
Aw, it's alright. It's cute when you're being nervous about these things.
…….Shuddup..
Why should I? I'm right.
s’embarrisin…
For you, for me it's fun!
Oh don't be like that, it's not my fault you're so easy to tease~
meanie :(((
That's not what you said earlier~
aidhksnfmenejriebe
shushhhh.. gonna make me too flustered to speak..
aaaaaaa s’not fairrrrr
Few things are, but luckily, this one falls in my favor~
I enjoy flustering you, luckily it's very easy for me to do so.
I can come over and you can tell me about it~
pffhehehe-
Shush! You’re making it hard for me to think!!!
If I come over that won't be a problem~
Oh my gods you smug bastard-
Yes, and?
get your ass over here.
I'll be there in a bit~
okay!!
*shortly thereafter he shows up at Aurora and- yeah we can leave them alone for this*
[A familiar bird-like person skids across the floor as they land.]
CERBERUS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU 'N' NEMESIS NEED T' FUCKIN' RUN!
-✉️🪽
Ah.
This is going to be unpleasant for me isn't it?
NO SHIT, PERSEPHONE'S ON THE WAY HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU TWO NEED TO GO-
There is literally no way we can outrun her and if she's going to be mad I'd rather do it here.
Damn Jonny you slept with my sister??
- 🥀
Yes, I did.
Do you want to hear about it?
Do I?
I'm more baffled that she had the confidence, she's worse than me in that regard!
She was very nervous about it, I actually found it rather endearing.
Can't say I'm much different.
Oh she was much more nervous than you, we were making out and she wasn't even sure if I wanted her to touch me.
I did obviously. But she didn't realize that, and once I told her she got all flustered again.
Damn. And here I thought that I was nervous.
you’re both so mean.
am I wrong?
……nooo :(
Aw, it's alright. It's cute when you're being nervous about these things.
…….Shuddup..
Why should I? I'm right.
s’embarrisin…
For you, for me it's fun!
Oh don't be like that, it's not my fault you're so easy to tease~
meanie :(((
That's not what you said earlier~
aidhksnfmenejriebe
shushhhh.. gonna make me too flustered to speak..
aaaaaaa s’not fairrrrr
Few things are, but luckily, this one falls in my favor~
I enjoy flustering you, luckily it's very easy for me to do so.
I can come over and you can tell me about it~
pffhehehe-
Shush! You’re making it hard for me to think!!!
If I come over that won't be a problem~
Oh my gods you smug bastard-
Yes, and?
get your ass over here.
I'll be there in a bit~
and here I thought you were going to visit me, but turns out you're too busy with my sister 😔
- 🥀
I'll come visit you later, but I'm a little busy right now.
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FIRST MATE
CAPTAIN!!
Damn Jonny you slept with my sister??
- 🥀
Yes, I did.
Do you want to hear about it?
Do I?
I'm more baffled that she had the confidence, she's worse than me in that regard!
She was very nervous about it, I actually found it rather endearing.
Can't say I'm much different.
Oh she was much more nervous than you, we were making out and she wasn't even sure if I wanted her to touch me.
I did obviously. But she didn't realize that, and once I told her she got all flustered again.
Damn. And here I thought that I was nervous.
you’re both so mean.
am I wrong?
……nooo :(
Aw, it's alright. It's cute when you're being nervous about these things.
…….Shuddup..
Why should I? I'm right.
s’embarrisin…
For you, for me it's fun!
Oh don't be like that, it's not my fault you're so easy to tease~
meanie :(((
That's not what you said earlier~
aidhksnfmenejriebe
shushhhh.. gonna make me too flustered to speak..
aaaaaaa s’not fairrrrr
Few things are, but luckily, this one falls in my favor~
I enjoy flustering you, luckily it's very easy for me to do so.
I can come over and you can tell me about it~
pffhehehe-
Shush! You’re making it hard for me to think!!!
If I come over that won't be a problem~
Oh my gods you smug bastard-
Yes, and?
[A familiar bird-like person skids across the floor as they land.]
CERBERUS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU 'N' NEMESIS NEED T' FUCKIN' RUN!
-✉️🪽
Ah.
This is going to be unpleasant for me isn't it?
Damn Jonny you slept with my sister??
- 🥀
Yes, I did.
Do you want to hear about it?
Do I?
I'm more baffled that she had the confidence, she's worse than me in that regard!
She was very nervous about it, I actually found it rather endearing.
Can't say I'm much different.
Oh she was much more nervous than you, we were making out and she wasn't even sure if I wanted her to touch me.
I did obviously. But she didn't realize that, and once I told her she got all flustered again.
Damn. And here I thought that I was nervous.
you’re both so mean.
am I wrong?
……nooo :(
Aw, it's alright. It's cute when you're being nervous about these things.
…….Shuddup..
Why should I? I'm right.
s’embarrisin…
For you, for me it's fun!
Oh don't be like that, it's not my fault you're so easy to tease~
meanie :(((
That's not what you said earlier~
aidhksnfmenejriebe
shushhhh.. gonna make me too flustered to speak..
aaaaaaa s’not fairrrrr
Few things are, but luckily, this one falls in my favor~
I enjoy flustering you, luckily it's very easy for me to do so.
I can come over and you can tell me about it~
pffhehehe-
Shush! You’re making it hard for me to think!!!
If I come over that won't be a problem~
Damn Jonny you slept with my sister??
- 🥀
Yes, I did.
Do you want to hear about it?
Do I?
I'm more baffled that she had the confidence, she's worse than me in that regard!
She was very nervous about it, I actually found it rather endearing.
Can't say I'm much different.
Oh she was much more nervous than you, we were making out and she wasn't even sure if I wanted her to touch me.
I did obviously. But she didn't realize that, and once I told her she got all flustered again.
Damn. And here I thought that I was nervous.
you’re both so mean.
am I wrong?
……nooo :(
Aw, it's alright. It's cute when you're being nervous about these things.
…….Shuddup..
Why should I? I'm right.
s’embarrisin…
For you, for me it's fun!
Oh don't be like that, it's not my fault you're so easy to tease~
meanie :(((
That's not what you said earlier~
aidhksnfmenejriebe
shushhhh.. gonna make me too flustered to speak..
aaaaaaa s’not fairrrrr
Few things are, but luckily, this one falls in my favor~
I enjoy flustering you, luckily it's very easy for me to do so.
I can come over and you can tell me about it~
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Damn Jonny you slept with my sister??
- 🥀
Yes, I did.
Do you want to hear about it?
Do I?
I'm more baffled that she had the confidence, she's worse than me in that regard!
She was very nervous about it, I actually found it rather endearing.
Can't say I'm much different.
Oh she was much more nervous than you, we were making out and she wasn't even sure if I wanted her to touch me.
I did obviously. But she didn't realize that, and once I told her she got all flustered again.
Damn. And here I thought that I was nervous.
you’re both so mean.
am I wrong?
……nooo :(
Aw, it's alright. It's cute when you're being nervous about these things.
…….Shuddup..
Why should I? I'm right.
s’embarrisin…
For you, for me it's fun!
Oh don't be like that, it's not my fault you're so easy to tease~
meanie :(((
That's not what you said earlier~
aidhksnfmenejriebe
shushhhh.. gonna make me too flustered to speak..
aaaaaaa s’not fairrrrr
Few things are, but luckily, this one falls in my favor~
I enjoy flustering you, luckily it's very easy for me to do so.
*It takes Nemesis(Saphire but who’s checking?) about a half an hour simply so she didn’t accidentally die while going downstairs. She did however manage it, rapidly approaching Cerberus but stopping before she accidentally ran him over in the wheelchair.*
murder?
-🔒🗝️
*he is very excited to see her, mostly because of the prospect of a good murder, but he does enjoy her company as well*
Yes! Murder!
Got any people who’ve been particularly pissing you off recently?
*She asks genuinely curious, messing with her sweater a bit, she likes being around Jonny, it’s a nice change of pace for her*
Yes, but I can't kill Thanatos or Ulysses so random people will have to do.
I'd say Athena, but with what happened last time it's probably better if we avoid Olympus.
Unfortunate, how about one of Dionysus’ nymphs?
That or a different unsuspecting poor soul in this dystopian nightmare?
Toy Soldier would probably get annoyed if we went for the nymphs, it's currently being one of them.
So random loser it is!
Okay! let’s go, you’re leading since I will get lost if I try leading us anywhere. That and you know the best randoms to kill probably.
Honestly as long as you grab someone who looks kinda sad but also not completely depressed it's usually good.
*he looks around for a moment before pointing out someone nearby*
Oh that guy looks good! Pathetic, but not enough to avoid begging.
*She glances over, grabbing a knife she has on hand, a smile crossing her face.*
can I stab them? Or do you want this guy since you found them?
*he has a bit of a manic smile on his face, very excited for murder, and he wants to see her kill someone. He thinks it's hot*
You can go first, I'll watch.
*She hums in excitement, rolling up to this poor, unassuming person, she waits just a moment for them to be distracted and well, stabs them. She seemed slightly annoyed when she got blood on her outfit but shrugged, it was bound to happen.*
That was excellent.
*Cerberus walks over to the scene, it looks like Nemesis hit something vital so the poor victim died very quickly. He leans down slightly so that his face is eye level with her.*
And you look lovely.~
Glad you enjoyed the show pretty boy~
*Nemesis wipes the blood off her knife, maintaining eye contact with Cerberus, a playful glint in her eyes.*
and thank you, I try.
Oh, I definitely enjoyed that.~
*He leans closer and captures her lips in a kiss*
*She kisses back without a moment of hesitation. She grabs his shirt collar loosely and keeps him there for a few moments.*
*he leans into the kiss, as much as he likes flustering her it's also very nice to see her take control a bit.*
*She does eventually pull away to breathe, proud of herself for not panicking too hard. She looks at him affectionately for a moment before looking away.*
uhm- anyways-
Embarrassed already?
I'd think you'd be more confident considering this is our second date.
I- huh- our second- wha- Oh I’m that bad at picking up on social cues???
We had a lovely conversation that led to sex and now we're out murdering, by my count that's two.
*he raises an eyebrow with a shit eating grin, he knows what he's doing*
Unless you're not counting the sex as a date?
I guess- I mean- yeah makes sense? I think?
*She is… wow she’s really bad at this. She fidgets with her knife as she sits there a bit surprised.*
*he pauses for a moment, he assumed that she wanted to date him but he isn't completely sure. He fiddles a bit with his copious amounts of belts*
Did you not want this to be a date...?
I wasn’t anticipating a date but I’m not upset about it. I’m just… surprised?
*She doesn’t let the collar of his shirt go.*
*he's confused about that. Why wouldn't he want to date her? She has great taste in musicals and murder and she's fun. What more could you want*
Surprised???? What?? Why???
I’m not exactly someone most people want to date, I’m so severely socially inept compared to literally anyone else in this crew it’s laughable.. Plus not to mention you’re so fuckin cool.
Well I am very cool, but I'd say the only reason nobody else is dating you is because you really don't talk to the rest of us much.
If you did, I'm sure you'd have better luck with romance.
Oh I’m sure I’d have a bit more luck but not much. I would like to vaguely gesture to the one time I met Brian and it was just me staring at him till he asked me who I was, I apparently have not a single clue on how to start a conversation.
Not to mention if Tim sees me in her general vicinity she tries to shoot me on sight 9 out of 10 times..
I can help with that!
Starting the conversation is simple: Just shoot them! Then they have to talk with you!
I don’t think a few of the crew would appreciate that..
Oh they would definitely shoot you back, but it would also start a conversation!
It's a perfect plan, and you get to shoot people!
I mean I suppose…. but alternatively they could just throw me out the airlock..
I really don’t wanna be out in the void again.. s’cold..
We're not throwing you out the airlock, that's off limits. You're still one of us, even if you don't interact with us much.
but if…. what if you get sick of me and then throw me out? I know you said that it’s off limits but who knows-
*he grabs her hand and cuts her off. He is very serious about his next words*
No.
Even if you piss us off to hell and back you're still a mechanism. We aren't ever throwing you out of the airlock. We don't do that to each other.
It's one thing to murder someone, it's another to throw them into space and get them stuck in a fucking death loop.
We may not follow any real laws but we do have our own rules, and 'no airlocking' is one of them.
*She takes a breath, calming her nerves. She grips his hand tight.*
sorry… m’sorry, I’m just… I’m just spiraling again.
*he gives her a kiss on the forehead and squeezes her hand*
It's alright, we all have our moments.
you’re too nice t’me sometimes…
*She mumbles, messing with one of his belts with her free hand.*
*he gasps in mock anger, he's being very dramatic about it*
Too nice? How dare you! As your Captain I order you to take that back, I'm never nice.
pfft, alright Cap’n, I take it back.
*She supresses a giggle at his drama.*
Good. You should always listen to your captain, I'm always right.
*after this his expression changes from a dramatic one to one of soft affection, one he'd probably kill you for mentioning*
Feeling better?
mhm… thanks
*She smiles, giving him a gentle headbut to the chest.*
*he runs his hand through her hair and looks at her with a fond expression*
So, would you like to continue our murder-date or would you prefer to just go home?
murder dateeeeeee
*She mumbles leaning into his touch.*
*he keeps his hand in her hair*
Alright then, let's look for another loser, preferably one that tastes good.
Mkayyy! I don’t think I know what qualifies as tasting good?
*She hums as she sits up straighter.*
Well, you'd want them to be- [insert physical description of a guy who tastes good. Idk what that is either]
At least if you're going to eat them raw, which I will.
mmm what about them?
*She points at someone who probably fits the description, the guy looks tasty.*
Ooh good! That one looks very tasty, you're good at this.
*he pulls out a hunting knife from a sheath on one of his many belts and goes to kill the (presumably) tasty guy. The kill is similar to one that someone would use when hunting an animal, quick, deadly and keeps the body intact. Once the guy is dead he cuts off an arm and takes a bite*
Delicious. Want a taste?
*he offers her the arm with a grin*
I’ll try a bite..
*She takes him up on the offer, it had been a rather long time since she had eaten someone.*
*He watches her tear into the flesh, he was a fan of cannibalism, especially when committed by someone he was dating*
So? Is it good?
Yeah, not bad, been a while since I’ve eaten someone so I dunno how tolerant I am to people meat…
Well if you've eaten people before then you'll be fine. It's not like you can suddenly not tolerate a food.
good to know! thank gods, cause that wouldn’t have been fun.
It would have been quite a shame! It's much less fun to go on a murder-date if only one of you eats the body.
reasonable disappointment, glad I’m lucky enough to not get sick from people meat.
Can you get sick from eating people?
It's just meat, I don't see why it would be any different than anything else.
Prion Disease, uh, there’s a few other things that can kill ya.
ow. my back..
Wait really??
And separately, are you alright?
Yeah, it’s some wild shit.
and don’t worry about it, back hurts sometimes, think it’s something to do with my poorly created mech.
Weird.
Are you sure? We can always head to my place and do other things~
you offering? Cause that sounds mighty appealing if so..
I am. Are you accepting?~
I am accepting, yes.
Well then we should get going, I wouldn't want to keep you waiting~
Lead the way, captain
It would be my pleasure~
*and oh look they're at his place now and we should away*
