Hackett Up And Howe

Keith Emerson: Pretty scary. Probably owns like 30 knives. However, he’s a tiny human being, so how much damage could he really do. Actually a quiet softie, anyway. 7/10

Greg Lake: Really tall, bode man. Super handsome. Head is a perfect sphere. Really sweet, but he could fuck you up. 5/10

Carl Palmer: At first, you think, this man is a cupcake. He is pure. I would let him watch my children and he’d probably cook me breakfast. Soft. Favourite colours are pink, light blue, and green. But, alas, he has a black belt in karate, and is super sporty. He could fuck you up. 8.5/10

Jon Anderson: Literally not scary at all. Only knows love and peace. Hands are soft they are not for fighting. 0/10

Chris Squire: Wouldn’t hurt a fly, but could he? I don’t know my guy have you seen his yaoi hands? Looks intimidating for the tall stagnant factor, but is a gentle giant, literally. 6/10

Bill Bruford: Fueled by coffee and anger. Could kill a man. Probably has. Don’t make him angry. Run. 9/10

Rick Wakeman: Looks potentially dangerous, but is pretty fucking chill. Only maybe vocally scary, but he loves people too much to cause too much harm. He’s just really tall and that makes anyone look like a threat. 7/10

Steve Howe: This one is up to interpretation. Steve is very small and very vegan. He literally does yoga every fucking day and never gets sick, but he’s almost very quiet. That usually means very biting but silent anger. That alone is pretty fucking scary. 6(?)/10

Alan White: What the fuck! He doesn’t even fit here. What the fuck. Is a drummer though. Has good arms. Only for cuddling though. -10/10

Tony Kaye: Has anyone ever seen him smile? Does he know how to? I don’t know what’s going on in his mind, but can we really trust it? Risky. 7/10

Peter Banks: Who fucking knows. Is he even real. ??/10

Geoff Downes: Spends every waking moment looking like he’s ready to fuck. Doesn’t do anything else. 1/10

Trevor Rabin: Literally a goofball with zero chill. Tall as heck. 5.5/10

Trevor Horn: This is a man who is pure. He is soft. I hope he’s having a great day. 0/10

Mike Rutherford: Was labeled a “bad boy” but we all know that’s a lie. Is the human embodiment of a golden retriever. He only looks scary because he’s a tall bassist/guitarist but don’t let that fool you. He only knows chill. 1/10

Tony Banks: Is really grumpy and most of the time that’s true.Probably really good at insults but not physical fighting. Just kinda always has a stick up his ass but not much else. But he will totally roast you and make you cry. 6/10

Peter Gabriel: Probably one of the quietest, domestic beings to ever exist. Yet he’s very staunch about human rights and almost went bankrupt for it. Looks fear in the eye. Don’t underestimate his soft exterior and chubby cheeks. He’s not a physical fighter but he could still probably fuck you up somehow. 6/10

Phil Collins: He’s like two inches tall. Every album he ever put out has his face on it, though, and that’s a man of confidence. He could fuck you up. 5/10

Steve Hackett: I’m very wary of Steve Hackett. He’s quiet, but y’know you gotta watch out for the quiet ones. He may or may not be thinking some deadly thoughts. He’s the guy you see every day at work, but he never talks to anyone, and everyone forgets he’s there, but he’s actually the one who’s been exchanging the ground coffee for dirt. Not trustworthy. 8/10

Brian Eno: Who fucking knows what’s going on with him. Is he thinking about dandelions or murder? Who knows. 7/10

Robert Fripp: Scary as all fuck. Told Bill Bruford’s kids he’d drink their blood. Who the fuck does that? Then again you could probably fight him off pretty easily. But you wouldn’t, because you’d shit your pants before you get near. He just looks really terrifying. 10/10

John Wetton: This is a beefy man. He always looks ready to fight, but hides it under a layer of casual charm. A deadly force. Do not reckon with him. 8/10

David Cross: He’s just a soft pile of fluffy hair and spiffy suits. Just let him play his violin. He means no harm. 2/10

Todd Rundgren: Todd is a hit and miss. 1960’s Todd looks like you could snap him in half. I mean, any Todd looks like that, but 70’s Todd and on looks like he could totally fight back. He may not look it, but he has muscle, and have you seen his hands? Bear paws. 7/10

Kasim Sulton: Looks like a fucking baby, but is from New York, so that’s some degree of toughness there. He’s probably only really fought anyone in self defense. He’s too sweet to actively want to hurt someone. 3/10

Steve Winwood: Has probably never even yelled in his life. He’s too small; one punch would render him useless. Also he doesn’t have an appendix anymore so he’s like down to 98% Steve Winwood. Just wants to play music, leave him alone. 0/10

https://www.dgmlive.com/diaries/Robert%20Fripp/RF_diary_2017_Jan_31

Please say prayers of healing for John Wetton and his beautiful new bride Lisa.  He is fighting a valliant battle with colon cancer and needs all our prayers to help make a full recovery!!

Still so much more music to make and life to be lived!