Zzzzzz...

♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

∞: I am other who has a crush on you

✂: Just delete your tumblr already

✌: You’re awesome

♡: I love your blog

❁: You’re beautiful

✓: I hate you

☹: You’re ugly

☀: I want to fuck you

♬: I wish we were close

♧: I wish we were friends in real life

☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮: You inspire me

☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great

✖: I would give you the greatest hug

"So, Who're you again?" Haar asked as he tapped his fingers over the rim of his drinking mug. "And why exactly are you talking to me about whatever this is?"

They put him on guard duty again. And at night! What were these people thinking, he wondered as he became slightly more frustrated. The one time he could actually get some sleep without people nagging on him for it, and they put him on guard duty. He sighed an exasperated sigh as he made his rounds once again. 

After the third time around he decided that the place was safe enough and started wandering further into the building to see if there was a storage closet he could get some shut-eye in. 

All starters taken from the game's dialogue. Three lines per stage.

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"Sorry to keep you waiting!"

"What way to celebrate my return than with a festive little bloodbath?"

"It's like an all-you-can-hurt buffet!"

"I suppose it IS an old story!"

"Chicken is much more economical!"

"We're done talking about this."

"Why hello there!"

"Can we go home and watch TV now?"

"Do you like the gift? It's my patented monster pheromone!"

"...That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it?"

"It's funny. It's okay to laugh!"

"Even though I almost died, I've really enjoyed our time together."

"Yes...? No...? Uh..."

"Refresh my memory. What am I doing here again?"

"Don't make ME throw up."

"Did I say something funny?"

"Just think of all the stuff you could get done with more than one of yourself."

"What would you know about faith, anyway, you treacherous blackheart?!"

"Just use your gills! Tell me, [character]. How are you with brachial respiration?"

"Oh, my. An excess of frizowatts must have overloaded the dooziestat."

"You don't have to sound so gleeful!"

"Right. I hid them in case of an emergency. You know, so that they wouldn't get stolen."

"So I should destroy the shiny thing?"

*Gibberish*

"For future reference, face kicking isn't usually this effective."

"Threaten all you want! You don't scare me. I will put an end to you."

"...I suppose I don't really understand how that happened either."

"Whoa! Man! This is some intense heat!"

"How cold of you. Your words pierce my heart like an icicle."

"It's so obvious to me now."

"There's just no reasoning with her."

"Good! There are survivors!"

"This place is big."

"What mischief are you two getting into now?"

"Wowza!"

"Oh, no. Mischief making is one of my principal responsibilities."

"Those lasers are quite the security system!"

"Huh? That wasn't my doing."

"I'm well aware of my name!"

"Yes? You called?"

"Whoa! I gotta admit—he's fast! Must be all that free soda."

"He embarrasses easily. Don't mind him."

"Sorry to drag you out so early, but we've got an emergency. We have a BIG problem."

"How much more hell DO they plan to raise?"

"This is out of control!"

"We are from outerr spaaaaaace..."

"As a disclaimer, your insurance doesn't cover getting run over by alien trains."

"I don't care! If it works, I'm gonna use it!"

"WHAT? I can't hear you over all this AWESOME!"

"Time to let nature take its course!"

"My X ray specs allow me to see your ignorance."

"Is that supposed to sound like me? 'Cause it doesn't."

"They're grunts. What did you expect?"

"Well, there's nothing more we can do here. Come on, [character]."

"So basically, you're telling me to ram a horse cart into a brick wall."

"Your foolishness is matched only by your rudeness."

"Maybe he's a gearhead."

"Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not here to help."

"What is this, Everyone Pick On [self] Day?"

"Out of the way, coming through!"

"This place doesn't run on batteries, dingle brain!"

"Hey, what's your problem?"

"If we don't help him right now, we won't have another chance!"

"Oh, I get it. You want to turn back the clock and cheat death. Raising the dead, keeping the near-dead alive? It's pretty dirty business."

"You might want to break out the Brain Age, pal."

"Eat your hearts out, ladies."

"It's a tall order, but if anyone can do it, I have faith that you can!"

"Even your darkness can't hide from the light!"

"Tell me, [character], why do you hate life?"

"Sometimes it feels like I'm fighting the entire universe."

"Well, I don't have any answers for you. I'm only here to TEST you."

"Wait! DON'T SHOOT!"

"This thing is so awesome."

"Yes, I was hoping to greet [character] on top of a mountain of corpses."

"Let him enjoy his moment in the sun."

[ oops i liked the post even before i saw the tags bUT YE HAIZ ]

thats okay.

Hi,

Haar doesn't try to let the deaths he causes or his death worry him, but it still has an effect on him. 

Being on the other side of the battlefield on more than one occasion has shown him that even the enemies have lives of their own, and sometimes that really bothers him after the fact.

"Think of me."

"Make your choice."

"We've past the point of no return."

"I've been there."

"But in his eyes, all the sadness in the world."

"He'll always be there."

"That's all I ask of you."

"Keep your hand at the level of your eye."

"From birth, it seemed."

"Can you even dare to look?"

"Fear can turn to love."

"These things do happen."

"Track down this murder."

"He must be found!"

"You're only saying this to please me."

"Touch me. Trust me."

"Savor each sensation."

"Let your darker side give in."

"This is mad!"

"What answer can I give?"

"Friend, or phantom?"

"Wildly my mind beats against you."

"So lost, so helpless."

"Look at your face in the mirror."

"See why in shadow I hide?"

"I denied you."

"Speak, I listen."

"My soul was weak, forgive me."

"Enter at last, master."

"You will have to pay the bill! Tangle in the winding sheets."

"My salary has not been paid."

"Gossip's worth its weight in gold."

"Where is he?!"

"Where is she?!"

"I want an answer!"

"I take it that you sent me this note."

"What's all this nonsense?"

"Promise never to tell!"

"Hide your face so the world will never find you."

"It's him! I know it, it's him!"

"Remain calm. It was an accident, simply an accident."

"I fought so hard to free you."

"Why make her lie to you to save me?"

"The world showed no compassion to me."

"I love her. Does that mean nothing?"

"Leave me here. Go now, don't wait."

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