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Mice celebrating harvest, Vintage Soviet postcard (1968), artist A. Golubev Listed on Etsy: http://ift.tt/2ah1AJR
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what did this bird do
I wish i had context on this
here u go
I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.
I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed
I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.
I’m so pleased.
I have this book, and it is one of the funniest things in my life.
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laughing so hard i’m crying a little holy shit
NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO
M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E
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“Gotta go fast-”
“But why Reggie-”
“GOTTA-”
“I AM ALSO COMPEL-”
IF I DON’T REBLOG THIS ASSUME I’M DEAD
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Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”
Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
well you did ask
Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.
you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN
Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.
plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.
Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.
Physics says: go to sleep. Of course you’re tired. Every atom in you has been dancing the shimmy in silver shoes nonstop from mitosis to now. Quit tapping your feet. They’ll dance inside themselves without you. Go to sleep. Geology says: it will be all right. Slow inch by inch America is giving itself to the ocean. Go to sleep. Let darkness lap at your sides. Give darkness an inch. You aren’t alone. All of the continents used to be one body. You aren’t alone. Go to sleep. Astronomy says: the sun will rise tomorrow, Zoology says: on rainbow-fish and lithe gazelle, Psychology says: but first it has to be night, so Biology says: the body-clocks are stopped all over town and History says: here are the blankets, layer on layer, down and down.
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Despite it being imaginary, I already have SUCH a strong opinion on the cord-switch firing incident.
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a bélablog ingatlanpiaci kitekintő rovatának mai adásában, következik: BAUHAUS, RÓZSADOMB!
eladó a Molnár Farkas által tervezett bauhaus villa (az ‘orvos’ villája, 1931-32) a cserje utca 12-ben.
170 milliót bárkinek megér, még kádárjánosnak is. bár ő a cserje utca 21-ben lakott.
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The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller
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