This ain't no sham; I am what I am.

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

"i'll take care of it" "i'll fix it" "if you want it it's done" "don't worry about it i got it" ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

*forehead kisses* *tummy kisses* *nose kisses* *neck kisses* *french kisses* *soft kisses* *cheek kisses* *thigh kisses* *kisses* *kisses* *kisses*

concept: extremely sweet and caring guys that fuck you like an animal in heat

i love men who just Mount you, all that weight pressing over you my god

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)