sad

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

new years resolutions

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

Petting an animal's back like woah you got a spine in there good job fellow vertebrate

i think it's an immense fuckup in the timeline that we live in a world where the popular mainstream collector's item for various media is those soulless beady eyed pop vinyl figures and not barbie dolls i can dress up in little outfits

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

if this timelines already doomed theres no reason we cant get mcdonalds

this doomed timeline fucking sucks can we just go to mcdonalds

“you’re so distant” you literally made me feel like i wasn’t important

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me