still goin’ down

Gonna start shitposting performative business bro style suicide threats on LinkedIn until someone hires me

the day these tamales can’t fix my attitude is the day I pack it up and off myself

#Bleach Art #the world is ending I think

Spending 3k on cardiologist appts for them to tell me to go see an ent specialist instead lol

I don’t even mean to sound elitist but like I truly believe that sometimes you should read a book to learn stuff. these booktok books have the lexile measure of an ig caption and plot out like a hulu original dude cmon

listen up sheeple They are doing something to the tamales. The govt has chemically altered the tamales to control our chemical reward centers. We are now fully dopamine dependent on the tamales. Do not be fooled

it truly is just funny. Like why did my bachelors suck so bad. Truly crazy what a fully developed frontal lobe will do

top of my class 💅🏻 receiving award 💅🏻 4.0 💅🏻 graduating with honors 💅🏻

last semester I was pissed bc the college kids in the class I TA’d for wouldn’t ask a single question. Now this semester this batch will not stfu. All I have learned is that I wouldn’t not make a good professor

this is about to be the spring semester of absolute suffering