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wheres charley cast: wheres charley???? hows charley?????

me, an unknowing victim: whos charley

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@hoetosuckseed why does the fandom completely ignore David????

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Omg! David is totally underrated!!!!

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@hoetosuckseed why does the fandom completely ignore David????

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if you’re a mitchel stan, you’re blocked from my blog if you’re a mautumn shipper, you’re blocked from my life

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h2s characters as stranger things/IT quotes

isaac: “son of a bitch, you’re really no help at all, you know that?”

madeleine: *fed up with thomas* “i hope you’re enjoying your chicken, ted”

thomas: *is blantantly being an asshole to madeleine* “what’d i do? hey! what’d i do?!”

isabela: “my mom will have an aneurysm, alright, if she finds out that we’re playing down here”

davidah and heavlyn: “if anyone asks where i am, i’ve left the country!”

mitchell: “is she hot?”

autumn: *at mitchell* “no, richie! she’s not hot!”

jimmy: *is asked about mirkwood* “i have not, that sounds made up”

viv: “mornings are for coffee and contemplation”

maddie: “some TEENAGER just hung up on me”

aidan: “what was your test on again? anatomy?”

howard: *comes downstairs in a silk bathrobe*

amanda: “i’m not prostituting my sister!!”

melissa: *as hedy larue* “so what is it, greta? am i slut? or a little shit? make up your mind”

kavontae: “DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME”

henry: “don’t you know our kids don’t live here anymore?”

tad: “do you think they’ll sign my yearbook? ‘dear richie, sorry for taking a hot steamy dump in your backpack last month. have a great summer!’”

marta: “if you say it’s summer one more f-f-fUCKING time…”

danny: “doesn’t smell like caca to me, señor”

bonus

chrissy: “say: who you gonna call?!”

tim: “NO”

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The H2S As Vines

Henry: "Hey so today my brother pushed me so I started a kickstarter to put him down"

Autumn: "Ive got the power of GOD and ANIME on my side"

Vivian: "Back at it again at Krispy Kreme" *backflips into a sign"

Madeleine: "What the FUCK? Is this allowed?"

Howard: *in a hotel hallway* "I'm all dressed up like a thotty cause a hoe NEVER gets cold"

Davitah: "I never got sleep cause of y'all. So y'all not gonna sleep cuz of me"

Melissa: "Ahhh! I coulda dropped my croisant"

Thomas: "Hi. Welcome to Chillie's"

Isaac: "FUCK bein sad BITCH"

Marta: "WoooOOOOoowww"

Maddie: any vine with the office clip "NO GOD NO PLEASE GOD NO"

Amanda: *hitting the door of the bus* "OoooOooooOoo oOOOOOOoooo"

Jimmy: "blaze it. JUST KIDDING It's from my macaroni and CHEEHEESE

Hevalyn: "I dedicate my whole life to my lord and savior Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?"

Kavonte: "rrhatata Swag bitch"

Tad: "Fuck it up Kenneth. FUCK it up Kenneth"

Danny: "I'm friends with the mo-o-o"

Mitchel: *smoke coming out of mouth and nose* "Adam"

Aiden: "Deez NUTZ"

Isabela: "Its summer. I got my hat on backward and its time to fukin party"

BONUS

Chrissy: "Hey kids. KIDS? PATRICIA! Can you please be quiet sweety, mommy's trying to talk"

Tim: "I wanna be a ccoooOOWWBOOY BABY"

The Signs as H2S Characters

Aries: Davitah

Taurus: Tad

Libra: Mitchel

Leo: Henry

Virgo: Autumn

Capricorn: Thomas

Gemini: Vivian

Cancer: Isabela

Aquarius: Isaac

Scorpio: Madeleine

Pices: Chrissy

Sagittarius: Aiden

H2S Producers: Melissa will not be returning for the second half of season 3.

H2S Fans: Not in my fukin house you don't. You have been cancelled.

#howtosucceed

Rumor has it that Melissa wont be returning for the second half of season 3??? And I am so pissed???? Like, WTF????

If you still aren't stressed when Heather comes on, do you really watch H2S?

#howtosucceed

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Honestly???? I feel like there is such a divide btwn Izzden and Vivden shippers??? Like, why cant we all be friends??????

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