Whatever the heck I want

“Say it, don’t spray it” is the exact opposite of what people want to happen when you have explosive diarrhea

It's honestly a dream of mine to give Andy Grammer a hug. I heard he gives great hugs.

I'm still waiting for the day that I can know someone that plays the saxophone, just so I can tell them that they're saxophonomenal

I moved from Florida to Oklahoma just before my 8th grade year. I was so excited to get there for the sole reason that I was really looking forward to calling my friends-to-be my Oklahomies once I met them. My old friends were my Flo-riders.

Slow, slow, slow, your roll You’re way to close to me Try to touch me one more time And I will start to scream