because i'm cowardly

asexual and delighted to announce that the single sex-dream i've ever had in my life was ft. garnet

maybe people on the bus would be less personally offended by me reading on purpose if I told them there's p0®n on here

extremely upset barely anyone wants adult spider-man to top deadpool-- is it not enough to be a tall person who wants their shit wrecked by a short person and see that in fic

why am I the person that puts the safe sex tag on filters for ao3 when I wanna read smut

highkey feel like a slut cause I accidentally took off all my clothes for a shower before my choker so I was just sitting there in smudged makeup like oh, whore ?

fellas is it gay to have a dream abt kissing ur best friends boyfriend and youre just standing in the ocean and then go to tell ur best friend cause you like him too and everything is really nice and vibes are good and you know in this lil pocket dimension that smells like baked sand and watered down snow cones and puppy love you guys could make bein poly work, leading to you looking at ur best friend and his bf in real life differently

legitimately upset that no author will let ash top

you ever out your ace self to yourself by thinking the sexiest thing about having sex is ultimately not having sex

don’t fucking nut in my raisin bran. bitch