As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

me

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

I hate when I’m looking at my phone and then someone asks me “who got you smiling like that ;)” like……….relax I’m laughing at memes

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down

“its all in your head!” yes, it is. so are all of your thoughts and emotions. thats where the brain is. good job