hold me

*pretends to be joking about wanting a sugar daddy but is actually totally down*

Please don’t ever feel bad about posting about how your day’s going or a random story or how you’re feeling or a cute selfie because I actually really like seeing everyone on my dash. I follow you all for a reason.

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

@Staff delete this

What’s Eurovision?

a somehow even whiter musical adaptation of the hunger games franchise

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah