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The Time Is Nigh!
That's right, the applications for the Ineffable Bureaucracy Zine are now open!
Artists, Cosplayers, Writers, all of you interested in writing about Gabriel and Beelzebub, come on down.
This is an 18+ Good Omens Event Zine. Applications will be open August 9TH - August 20TH. Everyone who applies will receive an email by August 27th.
Apply here, spread the word, rejoice!
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Chapters: 49/75 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Lilith (Good Omens), Samael (Good Omens), Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions)
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heavenās Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium forā¦something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heavenās champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heavenās champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
WILL NOT BE UPDATING UNTIL DECEMBER 2021 or I finish A Tale of Crowns and Coins, and I think we all know which is more likely to happen first.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 48/75 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Lilith (Good Omens), Samael (Good Omens), Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions)
Summary:
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
Updating on Tuesdays.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 47/75 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Lilith (Good Omens), Samael (Good Omens), Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions) Summary:
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
CW: CHILD RAPE IN THIS CHAPTER. But the rapists are caught and they suffer.
Updating on Tuesdays.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 46/75 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Lilith (Good Omens), Samael (Good Omens), Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions) Summary:
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
Updating on Tuesdays.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 43/75 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Lilith (Good Omens), Samael (Good Omens), Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions) Summary:
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heavenās Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium forā¦something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heavenās champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heavenās champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
Updating on Tuesdays.
I put a few more chapters on this.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 43/75 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Lilith (Good Omens), Samael (Good Omens), Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions) Summary:
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
Updating on Tuesdays.
FUCK YOU DISNEY
Anyways, yāall better start saving your fave fanfics and fanart under the Disney labels cause it looks like theyāre trying to curb fair use/fanworks and Iām sure thereās going to be mass panicked deletions even though itās probably unnecessary cause AO3ā²s legal team will fight for us.
You know that 400K yall were so fucking mad about OTW raising? Yeah, its gonna pay for the travel expenses and court costs that the legal team at AO3/OTW when they protect your shit from getting C&Ded. DO NOT DELETE YOUR STUFF! IF YOU GET CONTACTED BY DISNEY - GO TO THE ORGANIZATION OF TRANSFORMATIVE WORKS , CONTACT THEIR LEGAL ADVOCACY DEPARTMENT! ASK FOR HELP!! THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS *WHY* *THEY* *EXIST*
Note that Disney would have one Hell of a time serving C&Ds to authors at AO3 - because there is noĀ ācontact authorā option other than leaving a comment.
Theyād have to contact the SITE, which is to say, the Organization for Transformative Works, to deliver a C&D order or a DMCA takedown order.
And the OTW is not going to remove fics because someone sent a letter that saysĀ āactually those characters belong to me and you canāt use them that way.ā The OTW was created to FIGHT that kind of claim. They are ready.Ā
Donāt delete your fics out of fear. WE OWN THE SERVERS. They canāt threaten the hosts into deleting anything.
And if Disney thought they had a strong legal case against fanfic, theyādāve shut down the archive a decade ago, when it was penniless and unknown, instead of waiting until it had won several battles in Congress and got worldwide acclaim for a Hugo Award.
AO3 won a Hugo Award? What fandom was the fic in and which pic? Sounds interesting.
Also thanks for the heads up!
AO3, the archive, won the Hugo Award for Best Related Work in 2019. Thatās an award for a nonfiction work related to science fiction, fantasy, or fandom.
Hugo Awards official list: http://www.thehugoawards.org/hugo-history/2019-hugo-awards/ *
AO3 announcement: https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/13528
* AO3 is the only Hugo Award winner with a āsee clarificationā note, because several people got really really pissed that AO3ple were announcing āWE WON WE WON WE GOTTA HUGOā and they felt absolutely compelled to tell us that āweā didnāt win, that no single person or group of people won; that the Archive won on its own, kinda without human intervention.
And they got more pissed when we said weād seen that argument before.
ā¦thereās an AO3 collection about the reactions: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HugoWank2k19
Y'all be aware.
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I AM STILL UPDATING THIS ONE ICYMI.
Chapters: 42/75 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Lilith (Good Omens), Samael (Good Omens), Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions)
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
Updating on Tuesdays.
Just so y'all know, I'm still on my bullshit. I'm still working on A Tale of Crowns and Coins, but I wasn't happy with the last four chapters. I didn't think I was playing to my strengths. So I'm doing a big rewrite, and I thought I'd give the good people of Tumblr a preview.
If you are new to my work, Remiel is Beelzebub's angel name. Raphael is not Crowley. Raphael is an asshole.
~*~
Blue. Green. Grey.
The smell of the grass and the sound of water falling.
In their first moments of consciousness, the Archangel Remiel woke in the clearing beside the waterfall in Eden. On their belly, eyes open to the world, they reached out a pale, long-fingered hand. They ran it softly over the blades of grass. Open mouthed, they watched as the individual leaves, part of the larger green, tickled their skin.
The first sound that they made was a laugh. A beautiful sound, music all its own, to ricochet off of the rocks of the deep pool nearby. A light sound that sprinkled over the constant patter of water on stone.
And in their head, they heard the voice of God.
BE NOT AFRAID.
āI was not before,ā the newborn Archangel said. āBut now you told me not to be, and that makes my think there might be some reason to be afraid...ā
YOU SHALL BE CALLED REMIEL.
The name resonated in their bones. In their marrow, in their breath and blood. The name was as much a part of them as their own flesh. They shivered beneath the weight of knowing, and then spoke.
āYes. I am Remiel,ā they said. āAnd what is your name?ā
It felt good to speak. The words tingled in their mouth and floated from lips and teeth and tongue. Their own breath tasted sweet as it left them.
I AM GOD ALMIGHTY. I MADE YOU. I MADE THE GRASS. I MADE THE SKY. I MADE EVERTHING THAT YOU WILL EVER SEE, HEAR, SMELL, TOUCH, OR TASTE. I MADE EVERY LIVING ENTITY, AND I MADE YOU.
āWhy?ā they asked. āWhy did you make all of this?ā
FOR MY OWN INEFFABLE REASONS.
āWhy did you make me, then?ā
TO SERVE ME. I AM GOD. AND FOR MY CHILD, RAPHAEL. HE IS LONELY. YOU SHALL SERVE HIM, AND IN SERVING HIM, YOU SHALL SERVE ME.
A slender shadow moved from the trunk of the oak tree near the clearing that Remiel had been made in. He moved to their side and helped them to sit up, on their knees. His hands were gentle on their face as he ran his thumbs over the apples of their cheeks. As he pushed back the curtain of their sleek black hair.
His hair was the same raven black as Remielās, but it waved away from his face and fell in curls over his shoulders to his waist. Like all of Godās creations, he was well-formed and handsome.
His eyes were blue, the blue fire that lived in the heart of sapphires. The blue of twilight, which they had not yet seen, but knew. As they knew their name before it was ever spoken.
His lips fell on theirs, a greeting, and his arms went around them.
DOES MY CREATION PLEASE YOU, RAPHAEL?
He smiled, and Raphael was beautiful in his smiles.
āI thank you, Father,ā he said. āRemiel is incomparable.ā
His hand slipped beneath their heavy hair and began to stroke the skin of their neck. Remielās eyes closed with the pleasure of it. Lips parted, breathing in the garden through their mouth. Breathing him in, as well.
They could smell him, the scent of him, vanilla and spice.
The Creator was busy in those early days, and did not stay for long. Though God never announced Her leavetaking, they could feel the departure of Her.
āCome, Remiel,ā Raphael breathed into their ear. āI have much and more to show you.ā
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Let's talk about mynoise.net
Have you ever been listening to Rainymood and thought, āYeah, this is good ā¦ but it would be nice if I could customize the sound more, or if there was a little more choice.
Let me introduce you to MyNoise.
MyNoise is a customizable sounscape looper with so many options, even within each soundscape. Ā So say, for instance, you really love rain sounds when you write or study or relax. Ā Anything. Ā I know Iām a big fan of rain sounds. Ā They have a page for that.
But say you like really high, pattery rain, and LOTS of low thunder. Ā Hereās where MyNoise really stands out: you can customize that. Ā See those sliders with all the cute colors? Ā That is your equalizer. You canĀ adjust the levels based on what you want to hear more and less of. Ā Hereās how it looks when you want high, pattery rain and low, rumbly thunder:
But say rain isnāt really your jam. Ā Say you want something a little more ambient, a little more background noise-y. Ā Something with people. Ā Well, they have customizable coffee house chatter that even has the levels listed for things like ākitchen,ā ābabble,ā and ātableā:
Or say you miss the ocean.
Or say you miss your cat.
Or say you miss your spaceship.
Or say you miss the dungeon where you and your team of scalawag adventurers used to explore and face off against, say, dragons. Ā In the dungeon.
This site is seriously so helpful, and those are just aĀ fractionĀ of every kind of sounscape the site has to offer. Ā The best part is that if you want to layer it with music (for instance, Iāll layer a playlist + rain + coffee shop if the scene Iām writing takes place in a coffee shop), you can adjust the master volume, meaningĀ all of your layers stay at theirĀ respectiveĀ volumes, just louder or quieter.
Enjoy!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 28/75 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Work Summary:
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
Updating on Tuesdays.
Chapter Summary: Beelzebub and Gabriel attempt to navigate Abraham's final moments. Israfil is present, and wishes to speak to his former student.Ā
Direct Chapter LINK
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 27/75 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Lilith (Good Omens), Samael (Good Omens), Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions) Summary:
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
Updating on Tuesdays.
Chapter 27 Summary:Ā
Abraham, the patriarch of three great religions, is dying. God has sent Her servants to make his transition peaceful.Ā
Direct Chapter Link
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 26/75 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Lilith (Good Omens), Samael (Good Omens), Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions) Summary:
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
Updating on Tuesdays.
Chapter 26: Tasting the Choice Fruits <-- Direct Chapter Link
Chapter Summary: Gabriel and Beelzebub's years of peace are ended after an autumnal festival to Dagon. After a night of passion and delight, a scroll arrives for each of them announcing that God and Lucifer require their service.I put the smut here. Lots of it.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 25/50 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Lilith (Good Omens), Samael (Good Omens), Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions) Summary:
After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
Derivative works are awesome, but please cite me for the original concept and also link to my work! Thanks.
Updating on Tuesdays.
~*~
Chapter 25 summary:
After the death of Hagar, Gabriel contemplates the beauty of Ekron and Florida as he and Prince Beelzebub enjoy a time of peace.
Also, I put some smut here.
Direct link:Ā https://archiveofourown.org/works/21231668/chapters/68066134
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Sandalphon (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Beelzebub & Dagon (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Raphael (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Raphael (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Beelzebub Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Nonbinary Beelzebub (Good Omens), They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel Has a Penis (Good Omens), Rape/Non-con Elements, Past Rape/Non-con, Rape Recovery, Trauma, Whump, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending Series: Part 29 of A Tale of Crowns and Coins Summary:
As Gabriel carries them to bed, Beelzebub contemplates safety--namely theirs--and how little they've had of it in their existence.
While waiting for word of Hell's victory over Heaven, the Strength of God and the one who was once God's Compassion comfort one another.
(I put the smut in here.)
NaNoWriMo 2020 -- Finished!
About 23-25 chapters written for Signed and Sealed (With a Kiss) to begin updating weekly in December. Woo! If you want to start reading Signed and Sealed (or to reacquaint yourself) hereās the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21231668 Hereās the summary: After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen.
Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.
Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
