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Hello beautiful person! If you receive this it means that you make someone happy! Go on anonymous and send this to 10 of your followers that make you happy or you feel need cheering up. And if you happen to get some back all the better! ♥

#ooc;#ooc ask;#[ //shrIEKING ];#[ I AM OUT OF ASKS HOW AM I #SUPPOSED TO SEND SWEET ANON ASKS??? ];#gif warning;#Anonymous #Anon #Anon Ask #Message Terminal #Answered #Inquiries

\ (^_^) / Hello beautiful person!!! If you receive this it means that you make someone happy! Go on anonymous and send this to 10 of your followers that make you happy or you feel need cheering up. And if you happen to get some back all the better! 💚

[ Thanks so much nonnie! ♥ ]

#ooc;#ooc ask;#[ do you know what this means? ];#[ it means ya'll are all getting loved on #by yours truly ];#Anonymous #Anon #Anon Ask #Message Terminal #Answered #Inquiries

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#ooc;#tbd;#[ apologies for scant activity ];#[ things just got hectic and really weird because holidays @v@;; ];#[ will try to be around for at least one reply a day #but when the actual holiday comes i may vanish for a couple days ];#[ just an advance warning ];#[ so in addition i cannot do starters for ya'll ];#[ maybe after the new year we'll see ];

mostlysobersecurity

"Well, cookies are best when they’re warm and soft. Especially if you’re eating chocolate chip cookies because they’re a little chunky, but then you bite into a chunk and you just get a burst of warm chocolate. They taste sweet, and like what’s ever in them," Amelia starts, examining the cookie in front of her face before shoving it in her mouth. "Last time I tried someone called me to look over something last minute and kept me all day. I guess I shouldn’t complain. When security’s your job you have to kind of stick around. Still. Maybe I’ll see if Chakwas will write me a doctor’s note or something. Mandatory vacation."

gynoidcopilot

"Chocolate is said to reduce stress and alleviate symptoms of menstruation, but evidence is scant at best." She hesitated, fascinated by the semi-graphic description of said cookie. Imagination was somewhat difficult when one lacked a particular sense common in organic species, such as taste. "I can secure mandatory medical leave for you, lieutenant. And I can ensure you are not contacted before your leave ends."

#au: mass effect #mostlysobersecurity #[ she genuinely lacks the ability to taste as well ];#[ like imagine: she doesn't need to eat or to sleep #how insane is that? ];#[ sorry for slowness btw ];#[ also i can't remember if it's been medically proven #about the stuffs chocolate is said to do.#so here have a brief mention thing instead ];#tw; menstruation mention

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gynoidcopilot

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‘well, well… the sexy voice got a body to match. color me intrigued.’

gynoidcopilot

"I am flattered, but it was merely a necessary step to ensure the safety of Normandy's crew."

#ardatyxkshi #[ well hello there friend c: ];#[ thanks so much for writing this! ];#[ sorry i took so long to reply ];#[ edi's a little confused here. morinth's maybe the second person to comment on her voice xD ];

arscalidusdiaboli

Meet The Muse

Hover over the links for a brief description!

|| The Basics ||

Name: EDI Nickname(s): none Age: 3 by CE 2186 Species: humanoid AI

|| Personal ||

Morality (Bold One Per Section): Lawful / Neutral /Chaotic ||| Good / Neutral / Evil. Religious Belief: atheist Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath. Virtues: Chastity /Charity / Diligence / Humility / Kindness/ Patience/ Justice. Primary Goals In Life: to defeat the reapers Languages Known: too many. she can learn a language in about an hour so there you go. Secrets: maybe a handful... Quirks: tends to use overly formal speech, is rather tactile-oriented now that she has a mobile platform, likes to make jokes in binary, strange sense of humor Savvies: multiple disciplines of science, technology, research and development,

|| Physical ||

Build: Slender / Scrawny /Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Other. Height: 5’ 9” Weight: n/a Scars/Birthmarks: none Abilities/Powers: look here Restrictions: slower reaction times when outside of Normandy's tightbeam range, especially vulnerable to biotic attacks, explosives and heavy weapons

|| Favorites ||

Favorite Food: none Favorite Drink: none Favorite Pizza Topping: none Favorite Color: blue, yellow, grey Favorite Music Genre: industrial, instrumental, classic, trance techno, dubstep, pop Favorite Book Genre: classic and modern poetry, romance, historical fiction, satire, comedy Favorite Movie Genre: drama, comedy, romance Favorite Season: none Favorite Butt Type: she sees no aesthetic appeal in buttocks Favorite Swear Word: "damn" Favorite Scent: none Favorite Quote: "cogito ergo sum" René Descartes

|| Fun Stuff ||

"Boss" Theme Music: Nightmare's End by Trevor Morris Loud Burper Or Soft Burper: none Sings In The Shower: no Likes Bad Puns: yES Their Opinion On The Mun: [ REDACTED ]

Tag people: *

#meme;#ask meme;#askbox meme;#[ thanks for tagging me c: ];

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When fighting Cerberus troops, did it feel weird that you were killing the people responsible for your creation?

-- "They were only partially responsible for my creation. Sadly, I must admit my feelings on the matter are not as complicated as one might assume. I feel only sorrow, and disquiet."

#[ she usually deals with cerberus fairly well emotionally #all things considered ];#[ really good question thankies~ ];#[ sorry for the wait tho ];#Anonymous #Anon #Anon Ask #Message Terminal #Answered #Inquiries

highmaintenancegirlfriend

“That and getting to be so involved with everything, knowing just what kind of state we’re involved with in this war. It offers perspective, at any rate.”

[ Brought into her thoughts, Traynor continued to try and look over her terminal, continually checking for new messages — to which there were none that she could distract herself with. It wasn’t that she didn’t appreciate EDI’s company - quite the opposite - it was adjusting to her actual presence right beside her. ]

"I’m fine, really. It’s probably just er… you know, I’m still getting used to the fact you erm, have a body now. It’s one thing to talk aloud to a voice that can hear you, but having you right here beside me is… incredible, for one. I know the Lieutenant-Commander was not exactly impressed that you had taken over the infiltration unit but I think it was brilliant of you to do.”

gynoidcopilot

"Yes. It can be overwhelming. You appear to be adjusting quite well, however."

[ Unshackled and unrestricted, EDI had taken it upon herself to monitor the crew's health--Both psychological and physiological. In the absence of Yeoman Chambers, someone needed to fill the position. EDI was not a psychologist or a psychiatrist, but she was not lacking in compassion. ]

"Understandably so. This platform was responsible for her injuries. It is folly to expect her to toss aside her wariness simply because I now inhabit this platform."

[ She paused briefly, and emitted a soft hum from her vocalizer. Then, she smiled widely. ]

"Many require time to adjust to the concept of a friendly AI. It is refreshing to see you required little to none."

#highmaintenancegirlfriend #[ //blushes deeply ];#[ thanks c: thanks so much! ];#[ ehehehe i love sam so much. >:3 ];#[ this is the otp to me gosh ];#[ and they haven't even flirted yet ];#[ i'm just a dork. pardon moi ];

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gunslotsofguns

"Normandy computer. It is good to see you. Yes— much different. Louder. Different. More people. More aliens. They are… nice." [ he shrugged his shoulders, rolling them around to loosen himself up to the crowd ] "I’m not quite sure what to do, however."

gynoidcopilot

-- "Good to see you are well, David."

[ To hear he had had no issue with unkind individuals thus far was a relief. She laced her fingers together and emitted a soft hum from her vocalizer. ]

"Earplugs would perhaps lower the chances of sensory overload. And if you are not occupied, I would appreciate a second set of eyes to examine a few calculations I have made regarding Normandy's system."

#gunslotsofguns #[ :''> ];#[ you are too kind friend ];#[ not sure what to do = EDI going hello friend I have a thing ];

mostlysobersecurity

"Oh, EDI, you’d be a surprise at what a cookie can do for you. I’d offer you one but I’m ninety percent sure you can’t eat it," Amelia says, chewing through half a cookie. "I’d love to take a vacation but the whole war thing is making it a little hard."

gynoidcopilot

-- "You are correct, lieutenant. I cannot, though I will admit some curiosity regarding taste and texture." She paused, jaw clicked shut, and canted her head as she contemplated her next words. "You wouldn't consider just one day on the Citadel? Even one galactic standard hour of relaxation can improve one's physiological functions..."

#mostlysobersecurity #[ same here! :D ];#[ if she was capable she'd be that one who'd take a bite ];#[ and end up in the ER crying *I regret nothing!* ];#[ but the coocoos have literally nowhere to go so =( ];#[ EDI gets no coocoos ];

aeiou-agent-dreid:

At the reciting of the binary, Anna just stared at the gynoid and raised her eyebrows in confusion, until she got it was a joke. If only she could interpret it.

"Um……Right. Glad to hear you’ve been doin’ good." The cyborg then smirked and flexed an arm. "As for myself, yup, ‘all systems functional and runnin’ at optimal capacity’ fits the bill pretty nicely. Just had a check up, and everything’s runnin’ smoothly."

-- "That was a joke." She specified unnecessarily. Dreid's expression morphed from apparent confusion to amusement. It appeared she was improving her skill with humor.

Amber optics curiously flickered across the length of Dreid's arm. Her smile softened. "Excellent news," the gynoid murmured. "It would be quite embarrassing if an arm fell off due to lack of proper maintenance."

#aeiouagentdreid #[ sass sarcasm and bad humor is like EDI in a nutshell nehehehe ];#[ mixed in with healthy dollops of naivete and sweetness ];

"EDI? Hey girl! Been a while, how're ya doin'? 1's and 0's linin' up well I hope?"

-- "Hello again, Anna Dreid. I have been occupied applying various new technologies and upgrades to this platform, as well as to Normandy's systems. That is to say, I am well."

[ After a pause, she smiled and recited ACII monotonously: 01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101001 01100111 01101110 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100011 01100011 01101111 01110010 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 01101100 01111001 ]

"Have you been well? All systems functional and running at optimal capacity?"

#[ asdfghjkl ];#[ that was a joke.gif ];#[ this just in: edi is total dork ];#[ nice to hear from you friend! c: ];#aeiou agent dreid #Message Terminal #Answered #Inquiries

*boops ur nose* Happy robot-lady!

-- "Happy and confused, yes. Could you perhaps explain to me the purpose and intent behind tapping one's nose?"

#[ confused edi is confused ];#[ searched and searched for an icon of cross eyed edi ];#[ I have missed the opportunity of a lifetime :c ];#Anonymous #Anon #Anon Ask #Message Terminal #Answered #Inquiries

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« gunslotofguns »

-- "David, are you well? I imagine this is quite different from your time at Grissom Academy..."

[ She was careful to speak softly, mindful of his sensitivity to loud noises. The Citadel was rarely quiet, however. Nowadays, it was nearly full to bursting. ]

#gunslotsofguns #[ hello I am trash ;v; ];#[ just toss me in the bin ];

highmaintenancegirlfriend

“Well, I’m certainly glad it’s a … shared feeling amongst you both. It’s been nothing short of intense and sometimes, a bit scary but — I’m glad to be here.”

[ Traynor managed a look this time towards EDI with a softer expression, the glow from her terminal reflecting in honey browns. she was even more glad for the AI’s company more than she thought — at least, back when she believed EDI to be simply a VI. The body helped, surely, but her thoughts still remained about her voice. ]

”No, not any more, I believe. There’s still religious practice, of course. Just not as prevalent as it used to be in our history. And — er, what? No, I’m perfectly fine, EDI.”

gynoidcopilot

"It is certainly a change of pace from research and development. Materials are more available, indeed... But combat is understandably difficult to acclimate to, whether or not one is an active participant."

[ The oddity of an elevated but otherwise stable heart rate remained. Combined with Traynor's flickering gaze and shifting body language, EDI found herself faced with a complete unknown. Perhaps it was best to let this slide until it endangered Traynor's health since it seemed harmless at present... ]

"I see. Thank you, Traynor. I am aware my questions can become... Irksome. If you insist. Please contact Dr. Chakwas if your heart rate remains elevated for twenty-four Alliance standard hours. This is a rather strange physiological phenomenon. You are in no danger, and adrenaline levels are low..."

#highmaintenancegirlfriend #[ hOLY SHIT IT DOES WHAT A LOVELY ICON OwO ];#[ these two have dialed up the adorable a few knotches ];#[ glad to be back thanks so much ;v; I know you're not often on this blog ];#[ means a lot that you'd take the time to respond to this ];

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