ocean’s 8 sentence starters
❝ i don’t want that life. i never wanted that life. ❞
❝ i fell for the wrong person. it was a mistake, but… it happened. ❞
❝ i have 45 bucks. i can go anywhere i want. ❞
❝ you think i like you? you think i believe you? you think i trust anything that you’re saying? ❞
❝ it’s a rerun. she slept with her cousin, crashed the car. the baby’s not his. ❞
❝ i want vodka and water. ‘cause when you’re drunk, it tastes like vodka. ❞
❝ i was just paying my respects. ❞
❝ they thought i’d be the best one to talk to you. ❞
❝ i’m not gonna end up back in prison. ❞
❝ you’re looking sharp. ❞
❝ that would be my “i’ve just been in jail for five years, and my partner lets me down” face. ❞
❝ i’m not your partner. ❞
❝ if you’re gonna have a problem with stealing, you’re not gonna like the rest of this conversation. ❞
❝ see, this is what you do. you make me guess and then i’m interested. and then you think because i’m interested, that i wanna do it. ❞
❝ don’t you wanna do things you’re interested in? ❞
❝ there’s a room for you upstairs. ❞
❝ i borrowed some shit. figured you weren’t using it. ❞
❝ do you know what a shiv is? ❞
❝ i realized that would be maybe coming from an angry place, so… ❞
❝ it’s not like robbing a liquor store. ❞
❝ why do you need to do this? ❞
❝ it’s what i’m good at. ❞
❝ oh, honey, is this a proposal? ❞
❝ come on. take a bite. just take a bite. ❞
❝ you’re really irritating. ❞
❝ i don’t know yet. but as soon as i do, you’ll be the very first person that i tell. ❞
❝ i think you’re being kind of hard on yourself. ❞
❝ you spent $18 million in two years and had two houseboats on the seine. ❞
❝ what if we could make all this go away? ❞
❝ good body. good boobs. huge features. eyes like bambi. ❞
❝ are there no hackers who aren’t russian? ❞
❝ there’s barely any russians who aren’t hackers. ❞
❝ what’s your real name? ❞
❝ you know your footprint is a disaster, right? if you’re planning to steal shit, you definitely got to clean this up, ‘cause right now, my little sister could hack you. ❞
❝ can i ask where we’re going? ❞
❝ indifference, it’s an aphrodisiac. ❞
❝ you seem different. you know, like you’re immune to judgment. like you’re above all that. ❞
❝ this girl has some of the best hands i’ve ever seen. ❞
❝ is this our only choice? ❞
❝ come on, there’s no hard feelings. ❞
❝ can i get my watch back, please? ❞
❝ a him gets noticed, a her gets ignored. and for once, we wanna be ignored. ❞
❝ what are you doing here? i thought you were in jail. ❞
❝ look at all this. thought you retired? ❞
❝ i don’t do that anymore. ❞
❝ you’re not bored out here, are you, ____? ❞
❝ how do you explain all this to your husband? ❞
❝ i would like to present you with a hypothetical situation. ❞
❝ go home, get your affairs in order, because tomorrow, we begin pulling off one of the biggest jewelry heists in history. ❞
❝ you don’t have a metrocard? what are you, a tourist? ❞
❝ you sure he’s dead, or…? ❞
❝ i’m not really a numbers person. i’m sure you’ll work out all those details. ❞
❝ i’m afraid the answer is no. ❞
❝ listen, look. you’ve got one of the greatest necks in the world. ❞
❝ you can message him. and you can say, maybe, like, the eggplant emoji. or maybe the girl that does this. 💃 ❞
❝ can you help me with something? i think i’m a little lost. ❞
❝ it’s a privacy violation. …unless you’re into that. ❞
❝ how long did it take you to figure all this out? ❞
❝ well, you certainly seem qualified. maybe overqualified. ❞
❝ do we have to steal stuff? ❞
❝ how did you ever fall for that schmuck? ❞
❝ i will testify. i was defrauded too, right? ❞
❝ you better tell me this is not what i think this is. ❞
❝ we are going to get caught. ❞
❝ he sent me to jail! you have no idea what that’s like. ❞
❝ sorry, listen, i know this really isn’t any of my business… ❞
❝ how many carats is it? ❞
❝ can i just see that again, out of interest? how does it work? ❞
❝ you’re a little genius, ____. thank you. ❞
❝ what do your parents do? ❞
❝ somewhere out there is an eight-year-old girl lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal. let’s do this for her. ❞
❝ do not slouch, cross your arms, or put your hands in your pockets. ❞
❝ i’d say you look like a million bucks, but it’s more like 100 million. ❞
❝ you’re supposed to curtsy. they actually have a guy there to teach you how to curtsy. ❞
❝ what do you mean, “smoked it”? ❞
❝ what the hell are you doing? you’re not getting paid to talk. ❞
❝ do we have to make such a big deal about this? ❞
❝ first of all, i’m not a member of law enforcement. ❞
❝ when did you know this was a fake? ❞
❝ do you want me to pee in a cup or something? ❞
❝ ____’s the only one with an alibi. ❞
❝ some days, i love my job. ❞
❝ i’m not a total fricking idiot. ❞
❝ if there’s one thing i know, it’s bad acting. ❞
❝ i never forget a face. ❞
❝ seems to me, eight shares of 150 million is better than seven shares of nothing, right? ❞
❝ let’s not all high-five at once. ❞
❝ i am the one who is saving your ass. ❞
❝ no one’s going to jail. ❞
❝ it’s always the attention to detail and the little grace notes that really make something sing. ❞
❝ why are you doing this? ❞
❝ i don’t have that many close female friendships. and book clubs are the worst.❞
❝ you’re becoming a criminal because you’re lonely? ❞
❝ are you an only child? ❞
❝ this was your mother’s? ❞
❝ i don’t really remember where my hands were. ❞
❝ just a theory. a shot in the dark. i’m probably wrong. ❞
❝ is it genetic? are the whole family like this? ❞
❝ it’s not just profit, it’s revenge. it’s a twofer. ❞
❝ do you wanna play a game? ❞
❝ you have no idea how this came to be in your possession? ❞
❝ i think i need to talk to my lawyer. ❞
❝ you would’ve loved it. ❞
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