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I hate being short because what do you mean I could never be the one who gives orders bc I look fucking ridiculously short ?

sometimes i think maybe im not lesbian And then I see a guy trying to filrt with me and I’m like oh yeah I’m not cracking that 

I just had my wisdom teeth removed I look like a hamster so can we said that i am a lesbian hamster ?

i hate when a girl thinks I want to steal her bf babe it’s you that i want not your stinking boyfriend

Having bug eyes means that either people have a weird obsession with you or they hate you

i hate having big boobs bc It means that men look at them too btch fuck off its not for you

i love having big eyes its part of my personality

pick me choose me love me

i only date evil woman because if i date a good one then im gonna be the evil one

Who would I be without my addictions?

im like Lorelai Gilmore if she was gay

i love evil lesbian, like yes keep being mean and evil to me plsss 🙏

masc Zendaya is the best thing on this planet

I wish i had a secret admirer who stalks my account every day and is obsessed with me

i hate being a fem like wdym lesbian only like masc i mean plssssssss why not usss