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i have to fight thor. i can’t believe i’m shooting at thor. does a gun even work on thor?

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📸 olivia_holt: really been feelin’ myself lately.

‘  don’t invite any jackasses.  ’ ‘  ninth grade skirt in an eleventh grade body… perfect.  ’ ‘  my pants ripped. this is literally all i had.  ’ ‘  these are my back-up back-ups!  ’ ‘  seriously though, cover up. like, i’m trying to drive here.  ’ ‘  how about i relax your face?  ’ ‘  i did not think that through.  ’ ‘  any excuse for a fight, right?  ’ ‘  i don’t start fights, okay? i only finish them.  ’ ‘  no one should treat a girl like that, especially if that girl is you.  ’ ‘  never great to hear your childhood crush say it’s super gross in your pants.  ’ ‘  seriously?! you wanna go down that road?!  ’ ‘  i just played out the whole sexist conversation in my head and it always ended with me sounding like a dick.  ’ ‘  that skirt is ridiculous.  ’ ‘  i am upset. dude touched my lady-bump.  ’ ‘  did she say anything about me?  ’ ‘  did you tell her about my cute dimples?  ’ ‘  i can’t believe you actually gave him your number.  ’ ‘  i think i’m gonna go out with him… unless you think i shouldn’t.  ’ ‘  my heart is beating so fast.  ’ ‘  you can be so sweet when you want to be.  ’ ‘  is my butt too big?  ’ ‘  you’re way too good for him.  ’ ‘  i heard he’s got three nipples.  ’ ‘  are you kidding me? i live for this shit.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry i stood you up. i really did want to go out with you.  ’ ‘  he told me that it wouldn’t be smart if i showed up for our date tonight.  ’ ‘  he’s been going around asking all of the guys not to ask you out for awhile now.  ’ ‘  no boobs are worth a broken nose.  ’ ‘  my boobs are fantastic. some would say breath-taking!  ’ ‘  you still got a lot to learn, kiddo.  ’ ‘  if you were here, i’d beat you with my shoe.  ’ ‘  it is not your job to monitor my dating life, do you understand me?  ’ ‘  your days of controlling my life are over!  ’ ‘  i’m not gonna get on that thing like one of your make-out girls!  ’ ‘  okay, so like 95% of them make out with me, but that is clearly not what’s happening here.  ’ ‘  no, you won’t see me there because i told you not to come to the party!  ’ ‘  better get used to disappointment!  ’ ‘  sorry i ruined your make-out sesh.  ’ ‘  she kind of tasted like cheetos anyway.  ’ ‘  oh my god, that was savage!  ’ ‘  you’ll love this! it tastes like pink!  ’ ‘  between us, he basically does whatever i tell him.  ’ ‘  are you– are you a girl princess or a boy princess?  ’ ‘  you were about to strip on the pool table in front of a bunch of guys and then go skinny dipping.  ’ ‘  i carried you out before too much of your clothes came off.  ’ ‘  oh, and you threw up on your dress.  ’ ‘  i’m assuming this means you saw me in my underwear.  ’ ‘  i said stop wiggling!  ’ ‘  aren’t you forgetting something?  ’ ‘  just get out, dork.  ’ ‘  never let me drink again.  ’ ‘  put your shirt on and get out.  ’ ‘  i told you to stop telling me what to do.  ’ ‘  i know we don’t really see eye-to-eye on things, but i’m desperate.  ’ ‘  wow, the independent (name here) who doesn’t want to be told what to do by anyone is begging somebody else for help?  ’ ‘  it is what it is.  ’ ‘  i just thought that it’d be nice for you to do something for people who care about you.  ’ ‘  everyone just saw that, didn’t they?  ’ ‘  oh my god, kill em now.  ’ ‘  oh, come on. relax. it was just a kiss.  ’ ‘  was it? was it just a kiss?  ’ ‘  if you can’t tell your best friend about something you’re doing, you probably shouldn’t be doing it.  ’ ‘  i cannot just be another one of your conquests.  ’ ‘  is that what you think of me?  ’ ‘  you are the only girl who doesn’t fall at me feet and it’s driving me crazy.  ’ ‘  it’s one of the things that i like about you… you’re sweet, but you’re not afraid to call me out on things.  ’ ‘  i don’t know what any of this means.  ’ ‘  did that clear anything up?  ’ ‘  i’m still mad at you, but i am cold as shit!  ’ ‘  and you are taking me home. now!  ’ ‘  you know, i meant what i said.  ’ ‘  i’m crazy about you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute when you’re bossy. you’re really, really cute.  ’ ‘  you’re cute when you’re bossy.  ’ ‘  you’re really, really cute.  ’ ‘  it’s not like anyone’s going to think i have a girlfriend or anything.  ’ ‘  oh yeah, god forbid anyone actually thinks you’re in a relationship.  ’ ‘  i was watching porn.  ’ ‘  we’re all fucked up in one way or another.  ’ ‘  you think i can change?  ’ ‘  i don’t think there’s much you can’t do.  ’ ‘  is there something going on between you two?  ’ ‘  you were never meant to find out this way.  ’ ‘  you’re trying to tell me that you two have not slept together?  ’ ‘  so you really have just been fucking my brother and lying to me.  ’ ‘  this is bullshit.  ’ ‘  you’re acting like a hurt, little bitch.  ’ ‘  please don’t leave like this.  ’ ‘  the only thing i had that he didn’t was you… and now he has that too.  ’ ‘  you cannot pin this all on me.  ’ ‘  just leave me alone.  ’ ‘  no matter how mad you are at your best friend, you have to forgive them if you give them ice cream.  ’ ‘  i wanted to apologize. about everything. i shouldn’t have let it happen. it was all my fault.  ’ ‘  i’m not sorry that it did happen or the way i feel about you.  ’ ‘  because i love you.  ’ ‘  i can’t keep hurting people that i care about because of you.  ’ ‘  nobody wants us to be together.  ’ ‘  what do you want?  ’ ‘  i love you and i always, always want to be close to you.  ’ ‘  being my best friend doesn’t give you the right to tell me who i can love.  ’ ‘  i’m saying that i love you and i want you.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry if that hurts you and i’m so sorry that i lied to you before.  ’ ‘  i’d be lying to you again if i didn’t tell you that i love him with every bit of my heart.  ’ ‘  if you just can’t accept that then maybe you can’t be a part of my life.  ’ ‘  i was going to leave, but i decided i had to see you one last time before i went.  ’ ‘  thanks for staying a little longer.  ’ ‘  i want to know what it was that you had to tell me.  ’ ‘  i’m saying i love you.  ’ ‘  that is way too cheesy and romantic. even for me.  ’ ‘  you wear superman boxers?  ’ ‘  look! you’re blushing. how cute!  ’ ‘  i save you and now you’re trying to blackmail me?  ’ ‘  sounds so tawdry when you put it that way, but yes.  ’ ‘  i think she might even let me play with her boobies later.  ’ ‘  you’re picking boobies over my awesomeness?  ’ ‘  boobies. my answer is always gonna be boobies.  ’

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