Swift

cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it

i am gonna do it

don’t do this

Who wants to see my hotdog

The worst thing I’ve laughed at all week

I’ve seen this almost a month ago and to this day this day I have yet to recover

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play