Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore

is that a penis in your pocket or is it something other than that

yeah yeah suck-cock phallacy or whatever tf they call it

SUPERPOWERS ARE OVERRATED IF YOURE 'FORCED INTO BEING EVIL' FOR YOUR 'DESTRUCTIVE ABILITIES' THAT 'NO ONE UNDERSTANDS AND ARE A VILLAIN BY SOCIETIES DESIGN' YOU ARE LITERALLY SUCH A POSER JUST PICK A GUY THAT YOU WANT TO THROW A BRICK AT

I because a villain because no one understands the describe abilities of my cock.

ARE YOU FUCKING LIKE TIED TO A TRAIN TRACK OR SOMETHING THIS IS BARELY LEGIBLE I GET THE IDEA AND YOU ARE BRAVE TO SPEAK YOUR TRUTH BUT ALSO MALACHAI BUDDY PAL ARE YOU LIKE ALRIGHT

SUPERPOWERS ARE OVERRATED IF YOURE 'FORCED INTO BEING EVIL' FOR YOUR 'DESTRUCTIVE ABILITIES' THAT 'NO ONE UNDERSTANDS AND ARE A VILLAIN BY SOCIETIES DESIGN' YOU ARE LITERALLY SUCH A POSER JUST PICK A GUY THAT YOU WANT TO THROW A BRICK AT

I because a villain because no one understands the describe abilities of my cock.

No.

MEN LOVE TO DO VARIOUS THINGS TO OTHER MEN WITH VARIOUS DEVICES

USED A WATER FLOSSER TODAY AND I CAN STILL FEEL THE PHANTOM STING OF THAT THING SHOOTING ITS CUTTING EDGE LASER POWERED JETS OF WATER INTO MY GUMS

Water flosser was my nickname in college.

if you're reading this make sure to tense up some more and ignore your bodys needs

Mm only as a team up.

EVER SINCE I TURNED FORTY IF I DONT STRETCH IN THE MORNING AS SOON AS I GET UP THEN MY BACK CRACKS ONCE FOR EVERY STEP I TAKE DOWN THE STAIRS I SOUND LIKE A GODDAMN GLOWSTICK ITS RIDICULOUS

Lol wow you're old.

I LIKE THE PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU MAKE FUN OF ME. IF ID OF SAID ID NEVER HAD A GRAPE UNTIL RECENTLY IN THE VILLAIN CHAT WHERE IVE BEEN CONDEMNED TO SPEND ALL MY TIME, THOSE FUCKERS WOULD HAVE EATEN ME ALIVE.

Like a grape.

GOING TO DO A SQUAT FOR EVERY FOLLOWER I HAVE EVERY DAY AND WHEN MY THIGHS HARDEN UP TO THE DENSITY OF DIAMONDS FROM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF MUSCLE MASS IVE BUILT, I'M GOING TO CURBSTOMP DR. VENTURE SO HARD THAT HE SHOOTS THROUGH THE GROUND STRAIGHT TO HELL

Why would you not crush him to death with your thighs at that point.

THE CURBSTOMP IS MORE VIOLENT AND LESS PERSONAL OF AN APPROACH. IM NOT TAKING CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM BY THE WAY.

Your loss I guess.

GOING TO DO A SQUAT FOR EVERY FOLLOWER I HAVE EVERY DAY AND WHEN MY THIGHS HARDEN UP TO THE DENSITY OF DIAMONDS FROM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF MUSCLE MASS IVE BUILT, I'M GOING TO CURBSTOMP DR. VENTURE SO HARD THAT HE SHOOTS THROUGH THE GROUND STRAIGHT TO HELL

Why would you not crush him to death with your thighs at that point.

EVERYTIME SOMEONE PAYPALS ME FIVE DOLLARS IS ANOTHER HOUR I WONT TALK ABOUT MY EXTREMELY ACTIVE AND EXCITING SEX LIFE ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

I'm going to steal five dollars from you.

The guy tries to drop me or one of the boys into a vat of acid every other week. Last Monday it was one of those James Bond laser rigs. Why the hell would I follow him?

Is that not like more than one reason right there?

I think you showed a lot of restraint actually. I would have done a lot worse.