I shall judge your judgement...

everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people

Bro, I liked this, then removed my like, then liked it again. You had me in the first half. That was a good one. My gut was confused.

what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

wut did I just watch

houh

“this thing can finally be posted” op how much time did you wait after making this

My gut is saying that's pretty gay of you.

yeah probably but NO. 200 is a bigass number. can barely count that high. i could buy like, 4 bars of chocolate with that! (i don't like chocolate) i could buy like 3 bags of chips with that! i would kiss a man for that!!! it's normal. every straight man thinks this is normal!!!

Sorry, man, but my gut is saying that you're literally touching a keyboard to type this, and, odds are, there's a 50% chance it was made by a man. Why are you touching something a man made? To get more in touch with men? So you can better kiss men? I dunno, my gut says you're gay...

I mean, technically, whenever you kiss a woman, you're just kissing a man's rib. (Christianity lol)

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My gut says you aren't actually going anywhere.

sobbing what the freak man my gut is saying you're meannnnnnnn

Oh okay have fun!! (my gut says that you will :3)

I've got this suspicious gut feeling that I don't wanna get on the tiny wizard's bad side...

penny from down the street refused to invite me to her birthday party everybody jump her

My gut is saying that kid could snap me in half like a twig.

My gut also says it's probably already been through another male, soo...

Oh swag. Do you ever get to crack stupid jokes or are you less of the comedic relief and more of the super annoying yet kinda cool activist that is into STEM for some reason?

i am a mix of both + some trauma non of the MC's care about

Oh gosh. You're so screwed mi hermano.

My gut says you aren't actually going anywhere.

sobbing what the freak man my gut is saying you're meannnnnnnn

I found out why I was so depressed and pathetic for the past two days. I wasn't on my depression meds. Drug withdrawal does tend to make you feel like shit, as well as depression. 

i shall devour you

D:

nom nom nom my gut is already feeling better

Oh swag. Do you ever get to crack stupid jokes or are you less of the comedic relief and more of the super annoying yet kinda cool activist that is into STEM for some reason?

My gut says you aren't actually going anywhere.