To infinity and beyond

Adele is one of a kind, man.

Maybe you enjoying having it deep.

So your twin brother isn’t nice enough to share his money with you?

No, he's a dick when it comes to money.

How does love feel like a battlefield? That’s way too cheesy and movie-like for me. I don’t know what my current jam is, that’s bad.

Start searching the Billboard hot 100 or something.

Really? Because I think a hobo would have a lot of trouble landing a role on Glee.

Oh you've met my twin brother, that's nice he's a cool dude.

I don’t know if I should be disgusted or flattered.

I mean you may like rolling in the deep like Adele.

Good luck with that then, Mr. Sarcastic.

It's true I'm here for the food and beds.

What kind of deep are you talking about?

Oh well it depends on your tastes do you like things going deep?

Yeah, with Chris Brown. No Air was my jam for good two or three days. I listened to that song so many times, it got boring and annoying so basically now I hate it.

She used to sing that other jam about love feeling like a battlefield. I used to dig that thing, yes. Blurred lines is my current jam.

I’m pretty sure you have the money to pay for both of those things on your own, so I really wouldn’t count you as “in need”, anyway.

No, I'm just a hobo I've no money.

Well who ever said that I believed in God?

I do and also in Jesus though so help a Christian out, I guess.

I’m pretty sure we all need that, and air. Air is important.

Right, just like Jordin Sparks once sung how am I supposed to breathe with no air.  I think she said that. Unless I'm wrong.

Get me food.

Get me massage. I like going deep so do as I please.

Two things I’m too lazy to give you.

I thought helping out people in need is all God wants.

Sucks to suck.

Selena, my one and only true love, my one and only best friend, my one and only in general, help a brother out.

Like you could embarrass yourself. I’m my own walking shame sometimes, it’s ridiculous. But anyways, ‘sup?

I'm always managing to embarass myself somehow. Honestly, I've done nothing all day long and all that's left to do is sit by the lake and be lazy down here.

I’d judge you for that, but I slept in forever so I can’t.

Thing is I woke up really early yet I stayed in bed. Amazing right?