WATCH IT BURN.

Freddie: Just an FYI, just 'cause the weather is slightly cooler doesn't mean it's winter. I'm not doing any Christmas songs at the club, so don't even bother asking - especially since we ain't even had Halloween yet.

Savannah: bet you might just be the perfect valo partner but we technically need like 3 more of us but even if we join a team we can carry. yeah fuck it! woooo 😛 and i want to stuff my face with burning meat.

Savannah: it's supposed to be! you have to aim and shit and think about the other team's strats. i mean it's the middle of the week so no one's reaaaally gonna be here anyway. up to you mister boss man. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Savannah: i gladly will and if you turn out to be great then we'll just have to get drunk and play it again to really challenge ourselves. i would be stupid if i didn't know the golden rule to never say no to free food. especially steak, ugh I am literally drooling

Savannah: 😂 okay im screenshotting this to remember because if you do bomb, I'll have a hilarious reminder. But if you totally sweat the game then you'll have this as proof you knew before you even tried. 💯 it so fucking does right? hmm i think there's one like 10 minutes from the bar.

Savannah: yeah you just need to learn the keys!! simple as that. 😂 except it is a little complicated. it just takes a couple tries but idc if we lose. if i derank i can just play more to get it back. ugh yeah!! the smell of smoke makes me think of steak and food just makes me drool. 😋

Savannah: it's a team first person shooter game. we play against another team and the easiest way to explain it is like "capture the flag". but yeah i can hella teach you how to play. i think it's just the smell of the ash right? that's the nice smelling part?

Savannah: hell yea boss man. long as you stick around to play a few rounds of valo with me and some randos. that's what i thought! and i bet its gotta smell nice.

I dunno, I’ve never thought about it. @wynnbellwether, @savannah--phillips, you guys are some of my best employees -- if you two come to a decision about it, I’ll implement it, whatever it is. I’d move forward myself and just say yeah, we can, but that feels creepy coming from the boss.

Whichever of them asked for it, I guess. They’re all really good at their job but also, I like them too much to just shove responsibility on them for no reason. 

Haverly: I mean... maybe? That still sounds messy lmao I knew I should have bought that She Wee when I saw that infomercial, damn!

Haverly: No, that'd get you in trouble shush. No fire. Fire bad in this case.

Gunnar: Wtf is a She Wee?

Gunnar: So what? I've gotten in trouble before, might as well get in trouble defending someone cool.

Savannah: Nah I wanna eat it. Either that or this bag of chips and the nutella is looking TOO good. you can burn the chips though. that's gotta look interesting.

Mal: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one

savannah: I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

Wynn: I am not jealous.

Gunnar: Okay, so maybe not jealous. Are you sick? Or like mad at me for something? Because I tried to say hi to you like three times at work today and I swear you ignored me.

Haverly: Only one problem with that... I DON'T LIKE PEE DRIBBLING ON MY FEET 😭😭😭

Haverly: Idk this guy literally looks like a bouncer but like, who bounces a bathroom? UGH MORE RIDDLES!

Gunnar: Ah shit, I forgot girls can't aim. Can you TRY aiming? Like a little bit?