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I was gonna try and make a joke about doing laundry, but I’m still ironing out the details. It was going alright, but I had to throw in the towel. #laundry #dadjokes (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmhGdoOukeD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Different mirror, same selfie. (Bad Bunny Brunch for @flipphoneevents final brunch of 2022 at Stella 34) #spotlight #SpotOp #Opticalillusion (at Stella 34 Trattoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClRrAjwugTd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

“…That was way harsh, Tai.” - #Cher #Clueless #halloween2022 #virginwhocantdrive https://www.instagram.com/p/CkqzWEdu2cw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Smokey eye and a nose ring…for Halloween? Predictable and Boring. Like and follow for more. #iputaspellonyou #misbhv #nosering (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkMGy27OT4-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

“Hey, Siri…add windex to the shopping list.” (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChAcWTiuAc8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

“His voice was remote, almost careless. ‘You would not be displeased, I think. With how you look now.’ My face grew warm again. But we spoke no more of it.” - Song of Achilles (M. Miller, 2011) #dadbod #backlight #bodypositivity (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgKeby5OdBZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Sleep until you’re hungry, then eat until you’re sleepy…oh, and no pants. #SundayVibes #CamillaDErrico (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd3bWCEOMj-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Pink 👚 • Green 🌱 #backsupport #pillow #firstplant (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdn_JMKOuZm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

“Anything is possible with sunshine and a little Pink.” - @lillypulitzer #backsupport #pillow #pink (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdn-W-mu3A1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

(Insert Alternative EP Title here) #albumcover #alterraproductions #nda #gay (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdhE1JrOp24/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#throwBACKthursday to cliff-side pool parties in Mexico with my favorite boys and when the only thing falling on my shoulders was sunshine. 🙄😂🏝😍☀️ #islamujeres #takemetoutopia #tbt (at Isla Mujeres, Mexico) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdd_OYhODA9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

“The nipples are the eyes of the face.” - @biminibabes #hangoverface #gay (✨ : @nimya by @nikkietutorials ) (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcYExaUuF4J/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Cold Hearted 🐍’s #takemetoutopia #islamujeres #MIZERBLE (at Isla Mujeres, Mexico) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcQcGCyuKtu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Dos Micheladas. ✌🏽#islamujeres (at Nomads Hotel, Hostel & Beach Club) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcDY8AjOJU7/?utm_medium=tumblr

Me watching my food twirl in the microwave. (Or me setting the timer for 3 seconds instead of 10.) #outtake #gay #blacktanktop #portraitmood (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbGCVRCuytW/?utm_medium=tumblr

Haircut/Laundry/Panda Robe. #rainyday (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZhndCXORcP/?utm_medium=tumblr

Rinse, rehearse, repeat. #onmyway #thearrivals #ladetresse (at Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZKVQUwuPW2/?utm_medium=tumblr