Nasty little imp

Let's freak the fuck out with mama

FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL

Overnight it will become illegal for trans people in Kansas to drive their cars. They can be arrested and, if convicted, face upwards of 6 months in prison with a $1000 fine. While in prison, as this is Kansas, they will be jailed according to their gender at birth. If they try to flee the state without surrendering their license, they cannot get a new one in a different state until they surrender their old one because the licenses are part of a national registry. And this is part of the bathroom bounty bill, which allows people to sue anyone they think is in the wrong bathroom.

Yuri where there's a girl who was raised from birth to be an assassin sent to kill a noblewoman/princess for political reasons but they end up falling in love and now the socially malajusted super assassin defends her against other assasins.

The assassin girl brings the princess the bodies of other assassins she killed like a cat bringing a recent kill to their owner and she's like "very good my love, but please stop bringing fresh corpses into the hall you're scaring people and making a mess"

The princess notices the assassin picking the tomatoes out of a sandwich she was going to eat and is like "you know you can just order them without tomatoes right?" And the assassin is like "wait.. you can just choose what you want to eat?". The assasin also uses her hands to eat (unless it's something that like soup or porrige that requires a spoon)(she was never given any utensils to eat food as a kid), eats things like sandwiches one component at a time instead of whole(never given sandwichesas we know them but ate them pre earl of sandwich style), and waits for her girlfriend to eat before she does (anxiety). She also washes her hands and body to an almost obsessive extent (trained from a young age to keep blood and filth off of her so nobody knows she killed someone)

Yuri where there's a girl who was raised from birth to be an assassin sent to kill a noblewoman/princess for political reasons but they end up falling in love and now the socially malajusted super assassin defends her against other assasins.

The assassin girl brings the princess the bodies of other assassins she killed like a cat bringing a recent kill to their owner and she's like "very good my love, but please stop bringing fresh corpses into the hall you're scaring people and making a mess"

Bluesky is for fucking pusssies and wet blankets