Simius Ex Quothedra

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

If it’s hard to maintain, it’s crap.

We can solve any problem by introducing an extra level of indirection.

The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak.

What can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

Some people get confused when a sentence does not end as they potato.

Everyone Is a Genius, but if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Beware of the Turing tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.

“I have an ugly tendency to blame all my failings on others. It’s something I picked up from my parents”

Fish don't know they're in water

There is much pleasure in useless knowledge.

A camel is a horse designed by committee.

Many of those who were ahead of their time had to wait for it in not too comfortable quarters.

Verba movent, exempla trahunt.