No one dies from love

critical thinking skills are cancelled ! they have now been replaced with the constant desire to hold hands with someone

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.

you can get me to do anything and go anywhere by saying its girls night. the girls night ritual activates a sleeper agent in me. but if i see even one dude tagging along with us i will refuse every summons

rules for girls night -no dudes -you have to be a girl for the duration of the night no matter what your gender normally is if you want to tag along -anyone caught trying to cheat the system will be forcibly feminized

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained