A Tired Individual

I don't even know whose job it was to teach people this, but did they just stop teaching people what a bicycle bell means?

I used to know this guy who had a bit that he'd habitually do while hanging out in a group, where he'd make eye contact with this really worried "dude there's something I gotta tell you" look on his face and very subtly gesture at you like it's important, and you need to hear this, but he doesn't want anyone else knowing, so you've got to be discreet about it. And he was a good guy and a good friend, so him wanting to tell you something that that he doesn't want to tell everybody could very well be him trying to spare you from embarrassment, or even warning you about something dangerous going on that isn't apparent on the surface of the situation.

People who know how to spell a word in english but not how to pronounce it, because they've only ever seen it in writing, who simply take a wild guess of how it's probably supposed to go, are a lot braver than I am.

You know those characters who have never actually canonically bit anybody on screen, nor explicitly been mentioned to do something like that, but nonetheless you just know that this mf bites people.

Me: alright! I’m at my computer! I am going to be so productive!