Jason Henshaw

1. The Reytons- On the Back Burner

https://youtu.be/sfN-qUTVFuk

"And everybody round here's got a cousin or a mate who’s best friends with Alex Turner I’m tellin ya don’t believe the hype"

2. Greyson Chance- Shut Up

https://youtu.be/8mNy-HPN2Uc

"You dress in all black, the middle of the summer You're smoother than you think, you rock that Alex Turner Your style, your arms, wrapped in leather, makes me want you forever (Oh, oh)"

3. Lekenlakan- SWTHRT

https://youtu.be/T8FQtunFljI

"Falling for her antics every time VSCO in the day Tumblr at night She's sweet, but never sorry Tired, yet amused Moody, and a muse I mean, she could be Alex Turner's future wife"

4. Rafitos- I Don't Know How To Feel

https://youtu.be/7tNhXejQniQ

"Day by day, hour after hour I'm waiting on you, and I'm feeling so sour Let this stay between you and me and Alex Turner But I think that you may be a real concerner With the way you got me wrapped around your finger With these feelings that may linger Burning like timber"

And I can't find this dudes song online but it's a rap freestyle type song

IOweKnee- The Cure

"Yeah, Bentley that's some sweg shit, Frankievmustdie You think Alex Turner got that dirty flow like IOweKnee does? You think Donald Glover childish, that Tommy gun?"

The artist annotated Alex's part, writing "Alex and I have beef" Lmao

so while walking around New York City and interviewing people for a friend’s anthropology project, I met Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

we went into a diner to stop for lunch and they were sitting a few tables away from us.  so i asked really awkwardly if i could ask them a few questions for our project while they waited for their food, and they invited me to sit down with them.