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Alfred being Matt’s first ally™️

Not pictured, Matt coming home tanned and with his hair short, and Arthur then beating the shit out of Alfred

Happy Birthday, America or whatever...

Transcript:

You bet!! He's not letting that man out of his sight...

Emergency room au :]

I have had this inthe drafts for long enough that I have mastered the struggle that made me stop drawing it in the first place, so here it is, fully realized B)

how the great uk v usa air conditioner debate sounds

Way too often they go out and try to hook up with strangers, but they rarely succeed, and end up going home with each other instead

Ned insists he's not looking for anything serious. Yet the moment Den starts seeing someone else, Ned gets irrationally jealous - despite the fact that Ned himself has casual flings scattered across multiple continents

Den can't stand the food at Ned’s place and frequently offers to cook instead. Ned mocks him for playing house

Their favorite pastime is arguing over whose beer is better and which football team reigns supreme

Den’s attempts to quit smoking always fall apart whenever he stays at Ned’s

When Den hits a low point or feels especially alone, he usually ends up on Ned's doorstep, knowing exactly where he’ll find the comfort he won’t ask for out loud

Even though they're close friends, they still occasionally fight. Sometimes these fights result in them taking breaks from one another. Though their worst arguments usually end with them in bed

In a professional setting, Ned stays focused, giving overtly-friendly-Den the cold shoulder. Work comes first, and nothing, not even Den, is allowed to interfere. Though Den certainly sometimes tries

They don't talk about what their friendship has turned into, because neither one knows how to talk about it. And mentioning it would somehow make it real. They just trust that they share mutual boundaries and decide to ignore it