life imitates art

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

Astronautphobia never sleeps

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

Where will the lies end?

when hozier said ’there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin’ and when shakespeare said ’how sweet and lovely dost thou make the shame’ it’s like... i don’t even remember what i was going to say i need to have a mental breakdown first

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beauty tips from a 12,000 year old sycamore tree

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

somebody please explain

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time.

bye af

What the FUCK is this I’m dying

me outside the club

me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin