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[[Also, hey! Remember that post I made ‘bout a month ago that I was gonna get more active here again? Yup. I was.]]

[[Then I got sick for the entire month of January.]]

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[ @pine-dexter is the worst ]

#munspeak

"Grunkle Stan? I...I need a favor." Came Dipper's voice softly spoken over the phone. "Can you come to the Gravity Falls Mall? I uh....I got caught shoplifting."

“What- seriously? Hold tight, kid. I’ll be there in a jiffy - an’ then we’re gonna teach ya how t’steal properly!”

Stan slammed the phone onto the hook, grabbing his car keys up and hollering down to Ford that he was going out. Not that his brother likely heard, downstairs tinkering away with whatever-the-hell he was making.

Besides, Dipper had called him. Not Ford. Gotta follow through for the kid. And then teach him how to steal better.

#StAnswers #littledipperpinetree

Wait... you and Ford are twin brothers?

“Wow, you catch on real quick don’tcha?”

#StAnswers #Anonymous

Stan, have you ever found something inusual in your underwear?

“...Seriously?”

#StAnswers #Anonymous

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What do you think of Alex Hirsch, selling copies of Ford's Journal and making a "Cipherhunt": a contest where people must to find the Statue of Bill that's located in the deep woods of Gravity Falls, Oregon?

“One; ‘Alex Hirsch’ is still a stupid name. An’ still I don’t know who that is. Two; that’s Ford’s problem. Three; that’s the problem of whoever finds the one-eyed cornchip.”

#StAnswers #Anonymous

"Heya, Mr.Pines. Is Wendy around?"

“What?” Stan looked up from counting the til, narrowing his eyes at the portly young man. Who was this mook again? One of Wendy’s friends, he knew, but fuck if he could ever remember this one’s name.

Well, or any of them really.

“D’you see a redhead here, kid? If she ain’t out front or on the roof, she prob’ly skedaddled already. An’ that’s a damn good thing cause I ain’t payin’ no one overtime.” He huffed, “Better not be in my kitchen eatin’ my pizza again.”

#StAnswers #thomsonthepunchingbag

Anastasia quickly deposits herself on Stans lap and leans against him. "Scholar gets no cuddles for a while. So you get more cuddles." Proceeds to nuzzle into him.

“Jeez, an’ it ain’t even my birthday.” Stan grinned, wrapping an arm around the woman’s waist. “What’d Sixer even do? Heh, not that I’m complanin’ at all, doll.”

#StAnswers #vorxkoroleva

awkwardpines-a

Hey all.

It’s that time of year again, where everyone scrambles to squeeze every last bit of sentimentality out of an otherwise cosmically insignificant completion of the terrestrial rotation cycle. Still, in my thirst for attention and loneliness, I figured I’d be remiss were I not to join in on the festivities myself, especially considering my recent participation in the very same thing on another account. So, in the spirit of celebrating the constant rotation of our planet around the sun, here’s a list of people whose presence I tolerate more than others’ on this website, organized alphabetically for your convenience!

Keep reading

grunkle-stud-xarchived

Gross.

#i actually adore u tho dean you're one of my favourites #-stan voice- what is this sap doing in my house

IT'S STANUARY!!!!! THE MONT WE CELEBRATE THE GREAT STANLEY PINES!!!!!

“Good. ‘Bout time I got some goddamn recognition ‘round here.”[[Meanwhile, with the mun;

i still havent drawn anything for week 1]]

#StAnswers #munspeak #Anonymous

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goldendorito replied to your post “Stanley, you're OLDER than Ford! You're smelly, gross, you wear...”

(I can't help reading this like they legit thought Stan was in a fight with Dr. Alois Alzheimer)

[[stanley travels back in time to punch as many doctors as he can. just a bucket list thing]]

#goldendorito #munspeak

potatobam

^ from this post

Here you go @incorporatedmii!! Have I already told you that I love your AU???

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@grunkle-stud (remember that time he taught her how to swear?)

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[[I couldn’t forget if I tried]]

#captivatinginnocence #one this blogs early defining moments was liberating mabel through 'fucking' and if that dont set the tone for this shit #i dunno what does

Stanley, you're OLDER than Ford! You're smelly, gross, you wear denturies, you have a earing aid and not counting, you're fighting with Alzheimer!

[[Alright I don’t know where this Alzheimer thing came from, but no. Stan does not have Alzheimer’s, nor will he ever. He will suffer from memory problems as he ages into his 75+ years, particularly after his stroke. Alzheimer’s Disease is a very different issue.

This may sound bitchy, but don’t assume things about my muse. Especially things of that magnitude.]]

#munspeak #Anonymous

"Merry Christmas, Bruiser!" Anastasia gave a chuckle before pressing a kiss to his cheek.

“Hehehehehe~”

#vorxkoroleva #StAnswers #he is absolutely blushing

captivatinginnocence

Stan, why you dislike sugar, or you simply can't...

“Mabel juice is THE NECTAR OF THE STRONGEST!”

“Well, I mean...yer either gonna get diabetes or become immortal, so I ain’t gonna doubt that.”

#captivatinginnocence

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Stanley, you can consider yourself as the "Voice Of Reason", between you and Ford?

Stanley opens his mouth to reply...then closes it. He repeats this several more times, brows screwed tightly together in thought. And then, finally-

“Dipper.”

#StAnswers #Anonymous

Stanley keep existing forever please!!! I can't live without you!!!!

“Awh Christ, not this shit again...”

#StAnswers #Anonymous

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