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the holy trinity and the fourth wheel
don't question me, i'm right

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โyโknow how quileutes are supposedly descended from wolves?โ
โwolves, like real wolves?โ
โi just examined the bodyโ
โhe died?
โeven if i am damned, regardlessโ
โdamned... like... like, hell?โ
โharry clearwater had a heart attackโ
โis he okโ
bella with some great questions
but can you imagine how much spookier it would be if the cullens donโtย all pose as one family?
alice runs a chic little consignment/thrift store. rose and emmett have a mechanicโs shop. carlisle and edward and esme DO pose as a family because it worksย and edward is the only one who looks young enough to need to be in high school anyway. everywhere bella goes sheโs running into these people who are just slightly offย and they donโt seem to be connectedโฆ
Vampires be like
vs edward: my house is ยผ windows and iโm waiting til marriage (and beyond)

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one of my favorite parts of breaking dawn is when jacob loses it after bella tells him she and edward are gonna fuck while sheโs still human because jacob is basically screamingย โNO!! HEโS GOING TO DICK YOU TO DEATH!!! THATโS FUCKED UP!!! BELLA HIS PENIS IS TOO STRONG ITโS GOING TO KILL YOU!!! ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR SOME FUCKING DICK???? OH MY GODโ
Bella Swan discovered the existence of vampires and then went to school the following Monday like it was nbd
I really hate her asgsjahsak lmao at the end of new moon after just seeing this hidden castle (!) underneath a whole ass city (!!!) where vampire royalty (!!!!!) plus their vampire ARMY (!!!) eat like 100+ innocent tourists (!!!!!!!!!!) sheโs just like, โand I missed my calculus test so might be going to community college lol :/โ girl what!
twilight is the ex gf that i drunk dial at 2 in the morning
Why didnโt the Cullens just stay on Isle Esme? Hardly any people for Jasper to eat, Carlisle could take a boat to wherever needed help in the area, Esme could build everyone their own little place that all connects together, Emmett could make all the noise he wanted, it would be a warm beach.
Like no offense to the Cullens but theyโre stupid.
yeah the us has a 2 party system its called team edward vs team jacob

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iโm eating eggs for breakfast and i had to stop to say what an absolute fucking idiot edward is. like just a complete moron. heโs feeding his small human wife five dozen eggs like a disney character on their honeymoon & it never occurs to him that maybe something is up?? and if bella is menstruating regularly heโs been around to track maybe 12 periods but this fucking knucklehead who analyzes every little thing she does from the number of her heartbeats to her farts doesnโt notice she missed her period?? and the two of them put their brains together and explained her symptoms like oh it must be the island??? 100 years of education and what does he have to show for it
and later the explanation for why edward didnโt consider bella getting pregnant was because it was โimpossibleโ .... ainโt this the same man who was worrying a meteor would hit the earth and kill her????
being vaccinated does NOT mean you can play baseball in a large empty field with a bunch of vampires during a thunderstorm just because itโs the american past time
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carlisle truly joined the volturi for the sheer DRAMA of it all. they were simply a convenient excuse for him to dress like That Bitch. lets be real.
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