I'm sucking my own dick and dying

People like this exist. Interesting.

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

Stephanie is a true hero.

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

@minatokun

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

If they delete this hellsite and we’re mutuals, please keep in touch by offering a vial of blood to the tallest tree in you local forest during the closest lunar eclipse

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

Tumblr was where I first saw naked trans bodies presented as natural and beautiful. Not as objects of pornography, or as something freaky, just beautiful human bodies. It was very important to me. It disturbs me this is being taken away.

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple