Gremlin Representation

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

I hate that I fully understand this

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okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there

sometimes Royals by Lorde comes on and I have this urge to skip it because of how they completely burned it out on the radio but by then it just goes gold teeth, grey goose, trippin in the bathroom and i have to leave it on

I'm a simple girl, is it too much to ask for a broody handsome suitor to stroll across a field, in the morning fog at dawn, to tell me that I've bewitched them body and soul, and that they love me and never wish to be parted from me from that day on.