And Then...

this is the raddest thing i’ve seen in a while tbh

#Badass Broads

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM

This is how the world should run

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch