glormbus demilitarized zone of southwest glormbass

what if i wished you a SCARY christmas. what then, huh?

curse you jpeg mouse

and then adam driver turned towards the camera and said, "wow i guess this really is a megalopolis"

HOLY SHIT IT'S JEFF GOLDBLUM

stop anthropromorphizing boats dawg, they have it hard enough

going to post on the internet

i can't take the terrifier film series seriously because, like, imagine getting killed by a dude named "art the clown". like, yeah, i'll be in unimaginable pain when you're killing me, but it'll mostly be from embarrassment out of being killed by a guy named "art the clown"

did Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge create the trope of "people becoming their halloween costume"

they should write more songs about cleveland, ohio

how is everyone in namibia doing today

beetlejuice 3 should have every character played by michael buble

shoutout to that guy in high school who tried to gatekeep mozart i hate you zach

not once does Jimmy Buffett blame anyone besides himself in Margaritaville

franz kafka would've loved Penthouse magazine

you dont know HALF the shit i'd do for a klondike bar