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" I dance on the ashes of every bridge I've burned. "

#rp musing

.Random Sentence Prompts.

“ Whenever other people donate organs it’s ‘brave’ and ‘a wonderful thing’ and ‘so generous'. “But when I do it, it’s always ‘how do you have so many’ and ‘why are they all in a bucket.’ “ “ Grocery list… let’s see here.. milk, eggs, avocados, cauterizing agent, laundry detergent, candle lighter, cottage cheese..” “ Welcome to the hot mess express, my name is _____ and today we’ll be huffing paint thinner and getting bonked out of our gourd.” “ You know what really fucking burns my egg rolls? SPENDING FUCKING 50 DOLLARS ON WATERPROOF EYELINER BUT I CRY ONCE AND IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT RUNNY GRILL MARKS ON MY FACE! ” “ If you shave your coochie but not your butt hole, that’s a mullet. ” " I'm thankful for four working limbs, five if I'm horny. " “Ah she reminds me of my youth, gazing upon men and finding only the lack of wit and tact, such an old energy I once had…” “ You know what word I am quite fond of? Lobbed! It’s amusing to say a man got his head lobbed off by a headsman’s axe! ” " Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now. " “ What if I broke into your house, toasted all your bread then put it back in the bag, hm.” " You completely misunderstood. I am not willing to die on this hill, but I am willing to kill you on it. " “ Man, existing is pretty wild, especially the living part, one minute you’re in a bar chilling and the next minute you’re at your ex’s funeral high on horse tranquilizers.” “ The opposite of love is apathy and the opposite of attention is me running my cell phone over with my car and setting shit on fire until I get tired, decide to get high and cry myself to sleep.” “ You ever look yourself in the mirror and get the fight or flight response because I do every fucking time.” “ You should be wearing your balls as earrings for all the grief you give me!” “ I dated a medieval knight down here, once, true fucking story. I had to ditch him though, he was sweet but he carried a sword and he worried me a bit. ” " You've got to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so that when they turn their backs on you, you get the chance to put the knife in. " “ Knight in shining armor? Who would want that? A knight in shining armor never did anything for anyone! No! What you want is a knight in dented, scratched armor because that means he’s actually been fighting. ” " You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. " " I don't care about anything but the grind, put your pants back on it's not that kind of grind. " " Don't let anyone tell you Sunday isn't a work day, if people are at work, it is a work day. " " My balls, your mouth, let's make it happen, I make the best meatballs. " " I am so sick of them making new coke flavors, put the cocaine back in that shit and stop wasting our time. "

#rp prompts

KCD1 Hardcore Henry, Hellical sentence prompts. pt1

"Alright that's two deaths already."

"I survived!"

"I don't plan on sleeping."

"That could be problematic."

"My mom did that too, look where it got me now. "

"Stairs are the worst thing in the world."

"Hopefully I don't just die right away again."

"Here comes our first victim."

"We got things to do, dump the body right here."

"Run his pockets."

"You are an annoying bastard and I am going to run your pockets."

"I think that one guy in red is too scared to come over"

"Stop fighting the bush!"

"Why does this happen so often?"

"Oh noo hahahahaha"

"What's going on you? You picked the stupid idea of standing here in the way of my sword."

"You can lie to me but you can't lie to my horse, never lie to my horse."

"I wonder what's going to happen now."

"Aren't you proud of me?"

#rp sentence starters

Mun Favorites

a meme for the wonderful muns out there! Send a symbol find out a faovrite or favorites !

✦ favorite poke'mon ✧ favorite color ❥ favorite food ✢ favorite type of video game ♥ favorite flavors ❀ favorite flower ♡ favorite drink ☠ favorite movie ♚ favorite genre of media ☾ favorite season ❅ favorite stuffed animal

#memes for muns

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. Clerks 2 rp sentence prompts .

Language warning !

Change pronouns as needed.

" I left the coffee pot on again didn't I? "

" Shit, now where am I going to bring chicks to fuck when my mom is home "

" If I were you I would spray ' eat pussy ' across the side of the building in huge letters "

" I'd rather let them know I'm not an asshole. "

" You mean to tell me you don't miss that place at all? "

" Get the fuck out of here "

" I like seals and shit. "

" I'd be the first mother fuck to see a new galaxy, find a new alien life form and fuck it. "

" Our first customer since our return, act cool. "

" Fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand. "

" Hey hey the holy fucking bible son. "

" You should read your bible sirs, you'll find all kinds of weird shit in there "

" That’s not very hygenic, is all I’m gonna tall you. "

" Down-time’s important. If I had to deal with all the fucking mouth-breathers non-stop without a break, I’d bury my head in the deep fryer. "

" And I've always maintained you're harboring an unrequited homosexual crush on me. "

" You sound like my mom. "

" You're both so repressed. "

" You're just making me re-stock the napkin holders because of my firmly held beliefs on the subject of ass-to-mouth. "

" I'm fucking bored man ! "

" You're too weird and sad. "

" I turn down chicks left and right. "

" Your chicks are your left and right. "

" Ew. That came off kinda catty, didn't it? "

" Oh, that's right, I forgot: you're the cold-hearted ice princess that doesn't believe in marriage. "

" I don't wanna see something like that. Why would you wanna see something like that? "

" We should cross dicks, too. "

" If we left anything up to these jackals, nothing would ever get done, would it? "

" Holy shit. I never pieced it together til now. You're a virgin, aren't you? "

" You made that up, didn't you? That name sounds made up. "

" Who else am I gonna hang out with? It's gonna be you and me, buddy. So start trusting me. Open up and tell me shit. "

" Pillow-Pants is the little troll who lives in her pussy. Pillow-Pants is her pussy-troll, duh. "

" Well, well, well… Pickle-Fucker. You'll always be Pickle Fucker to me. "

" Here's what I don't understand about you: you have a license. You can drive a grown-up car. And yet, when you ride the go-karts, you somehow feel better about yourself? "

" Listen to the shit that runs through your twisted head. "

" You're lucky my husband doesn't jump over this counter and knock your teeth out. "

" Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive! "

" If he's gonna jerk off, then I'm gonna jerk off, too. "

" Deja fucking' vu, right? "

" You know what? That hurts. Like, 'cause why me? Why do I get attacked? Like, what do you ever add to the fucking proceedings? You got, like, one answer for everything: " pussy, man! " That sad thing is - you can't even see that you're just a gay man in deep denial. "

" Today's the first day of the rest of our lives. "

#rp prompts #rp sentence starters

Send ♚ + " specify item here" to hand my muse a random object, with no context.

#rp prompts #rp memes

Send me "muse summon!" and I'll introduce you to a character I have rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else!

#rp prompts #rp memes

Send "✦ + a question " and my muse has to answer honestly.

#rp memes #rp prompts

Is he, you know, hyper realistic duck noise

#rp musings

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Random Skyrim Sentence Prompts

Change pronouns as needed !

. " I can see the battle lust in your eyes. Doom will surely come to any who cross your path."

. "Careful. Our footsteps will echo in every chamber and tunnel."

. "I do not envy those creatures that make a home in such cold and dark places as this."

. "Walk always in shadows, so that you will see your foes before they see you."

. "So many shadowy corners to strike from! I could learn to like this place!"

. "There is an unnatural chill in the air. Some evil power is at work in this place."

. "I worry that you've been spending too many nights out."

. "You have to remember, it's not about strength. It's about leverage."

. " You never talk about yourself much, do you, ______ ? I swear, these past 30 years you've been at my side and I think I barely know you."

. "I'm telling you, this one is different..."

. "You better have a damn good reason to be here with that murderer."

. "Listen to you, speaking of sacrifice. You've never gone hungry a day in your life, _____!"

. "Hold your tongue, _____, or you're likely to lose it."

. "I told you you wouldn't like the news."

. "I don't like this place. It feels like we're being...watched."

. "Oh, be quiet you great lumbering lapdog. The man has had a long journey. You can at least be civil."

. "Does death not come to us all? Is it not a certainty? I am, therefore, honored to be doom's herald. To play some part in a being's inevitable end."

. "May the shroud of death embrace you."

. "Quite a place, huh? Was even more impressive before it all fell to pieces"

. "My business is my own. Why can't others see that?"

. "So, what do you think of my plan. You in or out?"

. "I've got my eyes on you."

. "Remember, your mind is the best weapon you have."

. "Hello, my dear. I got your message. Where shall we go?"

. "I just got luck is all. Bumped into someone who knew someone else. The rest just writes itself."

#rp prompts

QuinBoBin Sentence Starters pt3

"The bones are alive, I am not a fan of that, see I'm more of a fan of bones that stay on the ground and don't try to slap me. "

" Here's some tips if you ever enter a temple and the bones get up and start walking you should probably leave the temple. "

" The thing about me is I've never fallen into a hole in the ground a single time actually today in the past twenty minutes. "

" Yes burn, burn your face makes me uncomfortable , I would prefer if it didn't exist please. "

" Ah the old flaming ball trick. "

" No I am not confident, I'm only a little scared. "

" Your sword got stuck in the ground idiot "

" How do I get out of here I almost crushed myself "

" My brain it is screaming I am so full of ideas "

" Oh no where does it even begin? "

" You see him turn around, he's so sad, where'd his friends go "

" Something is going to roll down this and hit me in the face. "

" Room of hopeful light, more like room of we need to leave right now. "

" You need to stop throwing pots at me, it's getting unreasonable. "

" What if we slapped him and it hurt "

" I forgot I could back flip efficiently. "

" He has fire, that's none of my business, goodbye "

" Is the floor going to collapse? IT IS " << muse falls through the hole >>

" This isn't going to work "

#rp memes #rp prompts #rp sentence starters

QuinBoBin Sentence Starters pt2

" I want to run around like a little creature and see what happens " " I want to fight things " " I want them to fear the skies " " What do you mean I missed the giant building in front of me? No…" " I have long eyes so I see everything " " This is a man, he was disrespectful so the put him in the separation cube " " That's got to be so scary because imagine you're just sitting around in this dark environment minding your business and then all of a sudden this is just open mouth breathing behind you with a sword " " Flame thrower balloon? See that, that sounds appealing to me " " I don't know what I would use it for but I imagine it would cause screams " " Oh no it's boat. " " OOh shock trap boat ? " " It does frighten me and that's a good start " " See that's going to electrocute the water and every fish that looks at me is going to feel it " " Oh my god I'm a genius " " Come fight me coward! " " Hehe he knows he's faster " It does look like it has an eye and that's concerning but I think it adds to its' charm " " I know where you're going, I know your route, I am going to cut you off idiot. " " Just give me five minutes to get over there " " I feel like I've made a terrible mistake " " Who needs a boat when you have rockets ! " " I can think of many purposes this would not work for " " I was ready to speak to the rabbits " " I like this place, it's lovely here, I am going to drown " " This looks scary, what is this " " Where are you sending me ? " " He has no idea what to do he didn't think he'd get this far " " Good car terrible decision making skills " " Can I aim? The answer is no " " Why are all the statues looking at it? You guys know him? " " I can't even say I wasn't prepared because I am never prepared " " Your days are numbered the moment I figure out where to get arrows " " Okay last time I did run away like a coward but this time I am also scared " " I haven't met a rude bird I haven't been able to slap " " Oh my god my knees " " You're so smart when you use your brain " " I like when they scream, nothing weird I just think it's funny " " He can't hit me if I'm illusive! " " Excuse me ghost, I'll collect your trinkets, I don't care what the price is " " I don't know how I want to fight this guy but I know I want it to hurt " " Idiot, I am only scared a lot " " Excuse me get your weird cubes out of my face " " I am going to use that kneecap of yours to do devious things " " There's a lizard here , I am mad about it " " If this doesn't work I apologize in advance " " What a terrifying machine you've built "

#rp prompts #rp memes

Send " Fun Fact! " for my muse to give your muse a fact, that may or may not be fun at all.

#rp memes #rp prompts

Send ✧ for a starter based on a line(s) from a poem !

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" In short, my mental health is held together by slightly damp scotch tape. "

#rp musings

send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse.

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧ I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧ I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

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