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Grizzco News has been temporarily reinstated after vanishing without explaination to tell you to vote for Team Bear Cub.
This is the only post that will be made during this period of reinstatment.
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fGood {timeframe}, valued coworker, the time is 0800 hours. This is the news for the Splatsville operations.
Splatsville Weapon Rotation
Grizzco is currently loaning employees the following weapons for shifts:
1. Sploosh-o-matic
2. Bloblobber
3. Splattershot Pro
4. Hydra Splatling
Splatsville Job Sites
The Splasville operations will have their shifts at Salmonid Smokeyard. Salmonid Smokeyard has two (2) propeller platforms, which are crucial to use during low tide, as they will be the only way of getting between the island's two structures.
King Salmonids
Cohozunas have been spotted near Salmoid Smokeyard. A Cohozuna will jump up into the air and slam down onto you and your coworkers. It can also fall forward to splat any employee that stands too close.
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Good {timeframe}, valued coworker, the time is 1600 hours. This is the news for the Splatsville operations. We apologize for missing the Inkopolis news, we will make up for it next time.
Splatsville Weapon Rotations
Splatsville- Grizzco is currently loaning Splasville employees any weapon, including specialty Grizzco weapons, such as the Grizzco Roller.
Splatsville Job Sites
Jammin' Salmon Junction, the location of the main stage that salmoid band "ω-3" who makes all the music you hear during shifts.
King Salmonids
An event known as a Triumvirate, where all three types of King Salmonids apear at once. This will be very difficult to fight through, but you can get more fish scales because there's more King Salmonids.
Grizzco News News
GNH has returned
For those unaware of previous events, I, the Grizzco News host (GNH for short), was absent from Grizzco News for quite some time. I sincerely apologize for this.
Inkopolis Informant / Field Reporter Needed
After all of the effort I put into locating him, our previous Inkopolis Field Reporter showed back up at the Grizzco News studio and resigned from the position. Because of this, we are looking for an Inkopolis resident to inform us of the weapon loadouts and how good they are in shifts.

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Okay so I forgot to post about it when it happened but GNH came back a couple days ago, by which I mean he barged into the house, went straight for the basement, and locked himself in his office. I don't know what he's doind in there but he hasn't left since he got here as far as I'm aware. I'd check the security footage but I'd need access to his office. Which he's still in. Thoughts on what I should do to try to get things back up and running?
-R&D/Randy
Update
I woke up this morning and found that every door in the house had been opened and GNH was just standing outside, he has since come back inside and we're discussing what happened and if he'll get back to hosting. That being said, expect the news to start back up in about a week.
-R&D/Randy
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Okay so I forgot to post about it when it happened but GNH came back a couple days ago, by which I mean he barged into the house, went straight for the basement, and locked himself in his office. I don't know what he's doind in there but he hasn't left since he got here as far as I'm aware. I'd check the security footage but I'd need access to his office. Which he's still in. Thoughts on what I should do to try to get things back up and running?
-R&D/Randy
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Good Afternoon, this is R&D, but you can call me Randy (get it?)
I've been looking at other news blogs, and it seems they have one thing in common:
Colored text!
I got marketing to agree to assign each member their own color. From now on, these will be used to make it easier to tell at a glance who wrote which post. I didn't get him to agree to let me use the name Randy but it's literally just R&D pronounced differently, so I'm sure it'll be fine. Also another thing I got marketing to agree to was a logo change because using the Grizzco album cover is cheap.
Very cool.
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Good Afternoon, this is R&D, but you can call me Randy (get it?)
I've been looking at other news blogs, and it seems they have one thing in common:
Colored text!
I got marketing to agree to assign each member their own color. From now on, these will be used to make it easier to tell at a glance who wrote which post. I didn't get him to agree to let me use the name Randy but it's literally just R&D pronounced differently, so I'm sure it'll be fine. Also another thing I got marketing to agree to was a logo change because using the Grizzco album cover is cheap.
Very cool.
"OWN-A-SALMONID" BILL PROTESTS ON NOVEMBER 2ND
PLEASE READ!!!
As many of you might've known, a week or so ago, I dug up a bill trying to be passed by the Inkopolis and Splatsville governments below our noses. This bill wasn't meant to make news, but due to me digging it up, it's become a major headline. They tried to pass it under the radar, but that's out of question now that the public knows about it.
What's this bill about?
This bill, H.R.77, known in the government as the "Creature Right" Bill, but better recognized as the "Own-A-Salmonid" Bill by the larger public due to nicknames by reporters, states that "creatures unrecognized by the state as citizens will need permission by citizens to exist in public places".
In better terms, they're trying to make it so that 'unrecognized creatures in the cities (mostly Salmonids, because the main people targeted are Salmonids) don't get to have the full rights as full citizens like Inklings'. Basically this bill strips away the rights of Salmonids and other fish who aren't recognized by everyone as 'people'. This bill is absolutely rooted in the speciesism and Inkling superiority.
Surprisingly, this bill is NOT funded by Grizzco as I've discovered, but rather by an outside group (further research is needed)
We've identified that if we let this bill pass, then species who are recognized as citizens (like Octolings) might be next. It's also really bad for Salmonids living in this area. We've fought so damn hard to gain rights and respects for Salmonids both in the cities and in their own waters, and this bill will set us back YEARS.
Protest on November 2nd
November 2nd, there will be two rallies: One outside the Inkopolis government building, and one outside the Splatsville government building. I will be attending and leading the Splatsville protest while Shallow will be attending and leading the Inkopolis protest (I wanted to go to Inkopolis since Inkopolis is less friendly to Salmonids than Splatsville, but Shallow insisted that she be the one to go there to show the people there that 'she's not afraid'. Love you Mom!!).
We will NOT be violent, and we will NOT set any buildings on fire. However, feel free to bring signs and noise makers along with you. Let's not bring weapons (ink or otherwise) either, okay?
We need to show the Inkopolis and Splatsville governments that we are not afraid to stand up for our fellow creatures in hand no matter who or what they are. See you November 2nd!!
This protest has been aproved by the Grizzco News Public Relations Department, of whom are currently in charge of the blog as GNH has gone radio silent. Good day.

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I made it over the track (don't ask how, I'm not entirely sure) and got out but now I'm stranded in the Splatlandian Deserts. I think I can see Splatsville from here but I'm unsure.
Special Report
In other news, I discovered that this device does, in fact, store images, but just this one:
What is this? What does it mean? Why was it on this device? How was it on this device? I can't even open a web browser on this device, I'm transmitting these straight to the manager and hoping he posts them and also sends me back any questions I get asked.
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The elevator ended up being completely broken and just fell off the track because it was knocked over, I can't imagine how much force it would take to knock something that big over.
Anyways, after I fell 20 stories I got knocked out for a couple hours and broke my arm. When I woke up I had to walk 3 minutes before I got back to the hole I had initially jumped into, and jumped back down. After that I waited for like a day before some random guy showed up, (I think he was an Inkling) fixed my arm, and then left.
Good News
I found the exit
Bad News
It's on the other side of the tracks
Gizzco News News
After wandering around and using only one non-launchpad superjump (I missed my intended landing spot by a couple of inches and injured my arm), I think I found an elevator out of wherever this is. I noticed that it's oddly quiet compared to the surface, and I haven't seen a single inkfish. At least, I don’t think any of the people down here are inkfish, I'm not a biologist.
I really hope this is an exit. Also, I would like to figure out where that field researcher went in a professional and timely manner.
Grizzco News News
My sincerest apologies for the lack of news as of late, I sent the field researcher to Inkopolis to check out the weapon rotation, but then he didn't come back, so I tried taking the train and now I'm hundreds of miles below the surface typing this from my phone which I will soon power off to conserve battery. There's not a lot to do down here, but there is what looks to be a really big blender, but it's in pieces.
I'm going to figure out how to get out of here soon, my years at Grizzco will pay off.
Important Big Run update
In my previous post I mistakenly wrote that the Big Run would be occurring at Wahoo World, when it is infact occurring in the Um'Ami Ruins, I have edited my posts to reflect this

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Good {Error: rand.py not in directory}, valued coworker, the time is currently 0500 hours.
BIG RUN ALERT
This is not a drill. A big run has begun at Um'Ami Ruins. Non-employees are advised to avoid this area. We are hiring ANYONE as Temporary Employees. There will be a Triumvirate, a combination of all three known Boss Salmoid variants. Please be advised.
Weapon Rotation Updated
The weapon rotation for Salmon Runs has been updated to the following:
Splatsville:
1. Splatana Wiper
2. Splattershot Nova
3. Splat Roller
4. .96 Gal
Job Sites Updated
The job sites have been updated to the following:
Splatsville: Marooner's Bay
Splatsville Boss Salmoid Updated
The Boss Salmoid that may appear during Salmon Run shifts in Splatsville has changed to Cohozuna
Stay Tuned for updates including Inkopolis info.
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Good {Error: variable "timeframe" has not been defined}, valued coworker, the time is currently 0400 hours.
BIG RUN WARNING
Big Run in 1 (one) hour. This Big Run will be occurring at Um'Ami ruins. Non-employees are advised to avoid this area. We are hiring ANYONE as Temporary Employees. There will be a Triumvirate, a combination of all three known Boss Salmoid variants. Please be advised. Another update will be posted at 0500 hours.