The daily struggles of living in Lima

When I hide soles in my sock, 3 different pockets and bra

When my friends are researching what bar to go to

When I first discovered Larcomar

When I’m walking home alone at night

How I feel about the number of avocados I consume in this country

How I feel when the Peruvian Women’s volleyball team scores

When the cobrador says: “Al fondo hay sitio”

When I first got to Peru

That time I tried to pick up surfing

My go-to bargaining strategy

When I see a cat in Parque Kennedy

When you can’t figure out where the hell you are cause the same street has eight different names

When I’m over pan con queso for breakfast

When my friends try to rally me for cultural excursions but all I want to do is watch 8 hours of Spanish Netflix

When you’re in line at Wong and the little old lady behind you gets too close for comfort.

When I see obnoxious gringo tourists