The Most Average Blog By Far!

jesus christ

If I ever stop re-blogging this. I’m dead and there is an imposter in my place.

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

go back home from the grocery store

hey now this particular toucan is pissed the fuck off

My dude it’s theorized Komala is the log.

“Hurr gen 7 bad” ah yeas because gen1 never had any lazy designs like “literal pile of sludge” and “literally a red and white orb” fuck outta here

Bruh Komala is conceptually fucking amazing

I love how Genwunners seem to conveniently forget that their precious Gen 1 introduced a Pokemon whose name was literally the word “snake” spelled backwards.

Gen 1 was the worst set of pokémon games, though

He’s right but that’s only because of the nature of first installments being inferior to what comes later with the passage of time and advancement of technology.

I had the most fun with the Gen 1 games mostly for how exploitable all of the bugs were.

this could be a tim and eric sketch lol

this year we oppress apple users

Like y'all can see shit anyway all your phones cracked from dropping it a centimeter off the floor

sorry i cant hear you im too busy looking at someones pores from a mile away with my iphone 7 plus camera with HD retina display and 1920-by-1080-pixel resolution at 401 ppi focus

I know you can’t hear because they removed your headphone jack

Are you sure he isn't just Rob McElhenney?

I better

Try me!!!

Lemme see sum

LMAFOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S HOW IT BE TOO I HATE THESE TALENTED AS MUTHA FUCKERS LOOOL.

dude in the middle fuckin me UP

IM CRYINGNFN

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes

English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

Oxygen