A Leo Mess

I trode on the toad road

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

reblog for good luck 

Leprechaun convention.

Leprecon

GODDAMNIT

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

always reblog

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Found what?

This Legendary post

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

I found it!

YAAAAAS

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

This is literally my favorite thing on the internet.

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

IT MCFUCKIN WORK?!

UHHHHH SO I MAY OR MAY HAVE NOT REBLOGGED THAT WHILE WE WERE TEXTING WHILE THINKING “please gay god,,,”

*prays that the conflict of bf not having a bondage/tickle/ANYTHING fetish gets resolved and he becomes more than I dreamed*

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

reblog for good luck

sun in stubborness, moon in hot mess, rising in insecureness

sun in pride, moon in uncontrollable tears, rising in constant and obnoxious laughter

sun in secretive, moon in pushing away emotions in frustration, rising in uncontrollable shyness

sun in baby, moon in aggressive fireball, rising in analytical bitch

sun in hubris, moon in alien, rising in OCD

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Lmfao