a storybook of sadness

Marie Howe, from Magdalene: Poems; "The Teacher"

BALDUR'S GATE III ASTARION QUOTES STARTERS

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❝ My dagger-happy friend, what troubles you? ❞

❝ I do appreciate your enthusiasm, but let's try to restrain ourselves a little. ❞

❝ Ah ah ah! We ask before we bite. ❞

❝ So, tell me what you desire. What can I do for my dearest pet? ❞

❝ Enough sitting around - let's go hurt someone. ❞

❝ By the hells. Sex, my dear. A night of passion. Not with you, just to be clear. I mean, can you imagine? Urgh. No. ❞

❝ You're welcome to try and kill me, of course, but I don't die easily these days. ❞

❝ There's a time for talking and a time for killing. This, my friend, is the latter. ❞

❝ Only when it comes to morals. I'm very, very good where it counts. ❞

❝ I have to say, you know me better than I thought. I'll have to be more mysterious in future. ❞

❝ Hundreds? Urgh, it'll take hours to kill them all. ❞

❝ I like the dark, but not when it's trying to kill me. ❞

❝ They said 'no'. You should learn the meaning of the word. ❞

❝ Come to kill me again, darling? ❞

❝ I was beginning to believe someone truly wanted me. But I shouldn't have deluded myself. ❞

❝ From the start, I was rather counting the hours until it was going to end. Midnight chimes, eh? ❞

❝ Can't get enough? I'm not surprised. ❞

❝ I'm doing this for you, too, you know. To make sure we're both safe. Forever, for good. ❞

❝ I don't hate you. Because this is not you. But whatever this is, you will get through it. And I'll be here to make sure you do. ❞

❝ Shh... Not a sound. Not if you want to keep that darling neck of yours. ❞

❝ When he says 'punished' do you think he means 'locked up' or 'brutally murdered'? ❞

❝ Be very, very quiet - I'm hunting idiots. ❞

❝ Do you always take on such terrifying foes? ❞

❝ You sound surprised - I am capable of doing the right thing from time to time. ❞

❝ Ah, you're so adorable when you're thinking what to say. ❞

❝ You're staring at me again. What do you want? ❞

❝ Oh good, puns. Because clowns aren't enough of a horror already. ❞

❝ Oh shit... I - did I do something wrong? Why? What's changed? ❞

❝ This is meant to be flattery, not poetry. Just tell me I'm beautiful and we can call it a day. ❞

❝ Now shall we go? Or do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here? ❞

❛  if we changed back then, we could change again.  ❜ ❛  what can i say? i'm a sucker for happy endings.  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry, are you talking to me?  ❜ ❛  i would give anything to be like that.  ❜ ❛  are we gonna have a problem?  ❜ ❛  you've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?  ❜ ❛  time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore.  ❜ ❛  you can join the team or you can bitch and moan.  ❜ ❛  mr. no-name kid, say who might you be?  ❜ ❛  it's fine if you don't agree, but i would fight for you if you would fight for me.  ❜ ❛  happiness comes when everything numbs.  ❜ ❛  does your mommy know you eat all this crap?  ❜ ❛  i learned to cook pasta, i learned to pay rent; i learned the world doesn't owe you a cent.  ❜ ❛  you heard it man, it's time to rage!  ❜ ❛  so wait, it's lime, then salt, then shot?  ❜ ❛  you're doing it wrong!  ❜ ❛  really? 'cause i feel great.  ❜ ❛  dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you!  ❜ ❛  i didn't need your help.  ❜ ❛  i can't believe you actually came.  ❜ ❛  why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? people wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal.  ❜ ❛  thirty hours to live - how shall i spend them?  ❜ ❛  sorry, but i really had to wake you.  ❜ ❛  let's go you know the drill; i'm hot and pissed and on the pill.  ❜ ❛  you say you're numb inside but i can't agree.  ❜ ❛  how'd you find my address?  ❜ ❛  no sleep tonight for you, better chug that mountain dew.  ❜ ❛  no one sees the me inside of me.  ❜ ❛  keep going. this has to be good enough to fool the cops.  ❜ ❛  i never knew about her pain.  ❜ ❛  don't talk mean like that.  ❜ ❛  what did they do to you that you hate them so?  ❜ ❛  you are the only thing that's right about this broken world.  ❜ ❛  they'll die because we say they must.  ❜ ❛  what the fuck have you done?!  ❜ ❛  let's be normal. see bad movies, sneak a beer, and watch tv.  ❜ ❛  don't you want a life with me?  ❜ ❛  if you could let me in, i could be good with you.  ❜ ❛  so what's it gonna be? i wanna be with you.  ❜ ❛  but your love's too good to lose.  ❜ ❛  you're the one i choose.  ❜ ❛  there's nowhere to hide if i say the wrong thing.  ❜ ❛  but i believe any dream worth having is a dream that should not have to end.  ❜ ❛  no, you wouldn't understand!  ❜ ❛  try me! i've experienced everything you're going through right now.  ❜ ❛  you don't know what my world looks like!  ❜ ❛  they made you blind, messed up your mind but i can set you free.  ❜ ❛  i was meant to be yours!  ❜ ❛  don't give up on me now.  ❜ ❛  i can't make this alone! finish what we've begun.  ❜ ❛  i am all that you need.  ❜ ❛  please don't leave me alone. you were all i could trust, i can't do this alone.  ❜ ❛  no one here deserves to die except for me and the monster i created.  ❜ ❛  i wish we met before they convinced you life is war.  ❜ ❛  i wish you'd come with me ...  ❜ ❛  i am damaged, far too damaged, but you're not beyond repair.  ❜ ❛  hope you'll miss me, wish you'd kiss me.  ❜ ❛  i'd be honored if you'd let me be your friend.  ❜