The First Male CPU

See this is why Hetalia is one of the best animes out there

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BONUS POINTS IF YOU NAME THE OTHER PARENT.

Starter!

He tilted his head. “What? Who’s that? A-and they’re actually kinda cute!” He laughed. “What generation?..I..I’m confused..” he mumbled.

He nodded and went after the monster. "A..Anyway where are you from? Planeteptune?" He asked.

Britain in a GIFset.

This is the most accurate thing in the history of ever.

"I wonder if he just skipped out on me or is he actually coming back later?"

He came back a bit later. “Ah! I’m back~”

"And… how did it go?" She asked, somewhat curious as to how his… experience went.

He rubbed the back of his head. "It was...new." He said.

"We’ll have to settle on an agreement as to what they are allowed or not allowed to do." She responded, nodding a little as she spoke. "Otherwise they might decide to have full run of the place."

"U..um they can defeat monsters kill them…b-but not in areas with a large concentration of people." He nodded. "I..I want them to be safe."

"So… basically keep them from hunting in public locations with high traffic, right?" The elder goddess asked as she pulled out a small silver sphere from her cleavage and placed the smooth object in his hands. "Put this where you want them to start, but don’t be surprised if you don’t see any despite their influence on their surroundings. Cybek prefer not to be seen."

He stared at her cleavage a bit blushing. He grabbed the small orb and held it…it was warm. stop being a perv Arthur! He blushed. “u..Um ok ok! Yea that’s fine!”

"I would recommend that you hurry, they have a tendency to activate at rather inopportune times…"

He blushed a bit. “O-Oh OK!” He scrambled to go put it where he wanted them to start. He ran back for a moment. “O-Oh thank you!” Then he went to the woods and put the ball there sighing in relief.

"I wonder if he just skipped out on me or is he actually coming back later?"

He came back a bit later. "Ah! I'm back~"

  He blushed. “L..Light weight?” He looked away huffing. “A..Am not!”

A smirk pulled at his pale lips as he chuckled.”Non, I think you are.” 

He growled. “I can handle it!” He angrily poured himself another glass.

Arching a brow, Francis entertained the idea of stopping him, but instead let him be for now.” Whatever you say…”

He tilted his head back drinking it and then nearly fell over. "W...Wow....that's strong..."