Here Be Sarcasm: The tumblr

being a 60s Dr Who fan is so hard. like hello I'm writing a fanfiction to explore this character's trauma. Yeah his trauma from when he was imprisoned on Mechanus. From when he was imprisoned on Mechanus by the Mechanoids. Stop laughing at him.

On reflection I think i was being a little unfair to The Rescue here. The Chase is perhaps one of the goofiest things Doctor Who has ever done and the fact that Steven's backstory is all wrapped up in it is unfortunate when you're trying to take him seriously. The Rescue on the other hand I remember finding genuinely chilling on first watch.

like i get the impression some people think the twist in Rescue is stupid but i don't understand that at all. the twist pivots it from a run of the mill sci fi story to a psychological drama and well. in effect a story about grooming.

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

???

I don't know what to tell you man.

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

biopics need to go back to hating their subject like the social network. enough puff pieces. spend 2 hours making me hate that guy and have the subject be so mad at the existence of the movie that it only makes people want to see it more. activate pvp mode and don't waste my fucking time

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

you gotta be careful what you monger. if its fish people will like you but if its war then less so. various results

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

logging into tumblr.com really is our daily dose of recess huh. i take a stroll down my dash and people are playing make-believe with cursed amulets, pondering their orbs, playing with jpegs like dolls. some of us are pretending to be wizards and villains and evil advisors and blob monsters (my preference). there's always a group playing Animals (wolf is very popular). the main topic of conversation is tv shows and cartoon characters, which we enjoy arguing about. recently there's been a juggling craze